The other day I bumped into a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer and he was really excited to tell me about his job. His latest project was the splicing together of DNA from different species of birds. First, he told me that he had combined the […]
The Best Collection Of Science Jokes
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Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Well sir, yesterday you said it’s H to O”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Reading_and_Writing_Formulas.png
After a lengthy scientific study, a team of scientists has concluded that people with very low intelligence read their emails with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.rawpixel.com/image/488516/free-psd-computer-laptop-laptop-blue-screen
I’m always interested when I hear about a new scientific discovery. How about you? I read this morning that scientists at the University of Glasgow in Scotland believe there may be a gene for laziness. Finally, after all this time of thinking that laziness was just a personality trait, now […]
Science is amazing, isn’t it. In the last 50 years it’s absolutely amazing what scientists have achieved, and I can’t even begin to imagine what the future holds. Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. I […]
The great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America, and was starting to feel the pace. “I am sick and tired of all these meetings”, he moaned to his driver, who had a shock of white hair and looked remarkably like the great man. “All I do […]