Funny Science Jokes

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Do you like Science Jokes? I mean Science! What a terrific subject for a joke. Scientists are so clever these days, they can do just about anything.

It’s just a shame some key politicians don’t believe in science, but that’s another story, one that will probably be told by our descendents in the future as they float around a flooded world in their arks.

But for now, sit back and enjoy some classic funny science jokes.

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Genetic Engineer

The other day I bumped into a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer and he was really excited to tell me about his job. His latest project […]

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The Chemical Formula For Water

Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: […]

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Scientific Study

After a lengthy scientific study, a team of scientists has concluded that people with very low intelligence read their emails with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it […]

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New Scientific Discovery

I’m always really interested when I hear about a new scientific discovery. How about you? I read this morning that scientists at the University of Glasgow in Scotland believe there […]

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Science Is Amazing

Science is amazing, isn’t it. In the last 50 years it’s absolutely amazing what scientists have achieved, and I can’t even begin to imagine what the future holds. Genetic scientists […]

Albert Einstein

Some years ago, the great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America and towards the end of the tour he was starting to really get tired or […]