Jokes in category:  Religious Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Christ_the_King_Church_interior,_Wimbledon_Park.jpgReligious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.

Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.

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The Nun’s Secret

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, “Father, I never wear panties under my habit.” The priest chuckles and says, “That’s […]

The Doctor’s Visit

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the […]

The Confession

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears several confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, “Cross your arms over […]