Funny Religious Jokes

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Religious Jokes. Image source: Social MediaIf you like funny religious jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best jokes about religion. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny religious jokes online.

Religious jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 150 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.

Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.

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Braille Bible

One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who was blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, there were several children […]

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The Weekly Offering

One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was […]

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Four Women

Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of […]

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Third In Line At The Pearly Gates

A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. […]

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The Old Pastor

The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they […]

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Forgive Your Enemies

The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]

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The Visiting Minister

During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the […]

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Sunday School

Did you used to go to Sunday School? Here’s a good Sunday School story for you to help stir up some memories of when you were young. When they were […]

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Were Adam And Eve White?

This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m […]

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God And The Scientist

One fine sunny day, God was sitting in Heaven when a scientist went up to him and said, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a […]

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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. […]

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St. Brigid Of Kildare

St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her warmly at the Pearly Gates. “Be […]