Funny Religious Jokes

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Religious Jokes. Image source: Social MediaIf you like funny religious jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best jokes about religion. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny religious jokes online.

Religious jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 150 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.

Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.

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Old Sister Margaret

Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen […]

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Hymns For Everything

If you go to church regularly or did when you were younger, you are probably aware that there are hymns for everything. You might not be aware though that there […]

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A Call From The IRS

Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end […]

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The Young Monk

The young monk took his placement at the monastery and he was assigned by the Abbot to help the other monks to copy the old canons and laws of the […]

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A Rabbi And A Priest And A Car

A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]

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The Old Mother Superior

An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around […]

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Cricket On Sunday

Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on […]

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God Went Missing For Six Days

God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven […]

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The Offering Plate

Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his […]

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Father Murphy

Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to […]

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The Unforeseen Possibility Of Sudden Death

A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. […]

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A Teenage Girl’s Confession

A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, […]