Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen to all of us when we get old, she was called “upstairs” to her reward. As she approached the Pearly […]
The Best Collection Of Religious Jokes
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If you like funny religious jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best jokes about religion. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny religious jokes online.
Religious jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 150 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
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If you go to church regularly or did when you were younger, you are probably aware that there are hymns for everything. You might not be aware though that there are hymns for different professions, unless of course it’s for the sailors and the well known hymn “For Those In […]
Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end asked, “Hello, is this Father O’Reilly?” “It is”, Father O’Reilly replied. “I am Jim Robertson and I am calling from […]
The young monk took his placement at the monastery and he was assigned by the Abbot to help the other monks to copy the old canons and laws of the church by hand, a procedure that the monastery had been following for centuries. He noticed, however, that all of the […]
A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to club together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between […]
An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around her bed, trying to make the last journey of her mortal life as comfortable as possible. They offered her some […]
Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on Sunday?” “It’s not a sin”, the vicar replied, “but the way he plays, it’s a crime!” Image used under a […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven wondered where God had got to and search parties were sent out to find him. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him […]
Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his pocket and dropped it into the offering plate. Just then, the person who was sitting behind him, tapped Feargus on […]
Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make a presentation to Father Murphy and to give a little speech at the dinner. Unfortunately, the politician was delayed, […]
A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. Several of the other members nodded their heads, signalling that they too understood the truth that life can’t go on […]
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]