Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen […]
Funny Religious Jokes
If you go to church regularly or did when you were younger, you are probably aware that there are hymns for everything. You might not be aware though that there […]
Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end […]
The young monk took his placement at the monastery and he was assigned by the Abbot to help the other monks to copy the old canons and laws of the […]
A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]
An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around […]
Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven […]
Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his […]
Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to […]
A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. […]
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, […]