A priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how his posting was working out. “How are you doing up here?” the Bishop asked the priest. “It’s really cold,” the priest answered. “If it […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 100 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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One morning, St. Peter was on greeter duty at the Pearly Gates, when he heard a commotion from down the long and winding road that leads to the entrance to Heaven. He looked up and saw a large group of at least a thousand people converging on the Pearly Gates. […]
After church one Sunday morning, a family were walking home when the mother commented to her husband, “The choir was awful this morning”. The father commented back to her, “Yes it was, and the sermon was too long as well”. Their seven year old daughter added, “Well, you have to […]
I believe it is in the book of Genesis where the Bible says: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth”. What it doesn’t say though, is that God then made the earth round. And then she laughed and laughed […]
The Pope is visiting a small town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on the main street that runs through the town, hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he […]
A priest was walking along the corridor of the pre-school wing, when a group of little ones trotted by on their way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four, stopped and looked at the priest in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?” […]
Three members of the local church congregation were asked “When you are in your casket, with friends and congregation members mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” David said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great, […]
One morning a man walked into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some on each leg, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he’d just seen. “Father, […]
A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in really good restaurants. Well, naturally the rabbi is interested, so the priest explains how his plan works. “I simply go into the restaurant at well past 9 in […]
A man died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment outside the pearly gates. As he stood there in line, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw […]
