A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 100 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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A man dies and to his disappointment he is sent to Hell. When he arrives, he finds that there is a different Hell for each country. He decides to try the German Hell to see what that is like, and when he arrives he asks “What do they do here?”. […]
The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the […]
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Bradley was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names. Small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some […]
A young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two nuns looked at him in a strange way and replied in a sing song manner, “You got up on the […]
It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, two of each, floated around for a while, so the Bible tells us, and then after the floodwaters began to […]
This may come as a surprise to those of you who don’t live in Las Vegas, but there are actually more catholic churches than there are casinos in that city. Given the number of gamblers in Las Vegas, you probably won’t be surprised to learn that some worshipers at Sunday […]
The Sunday school teacher was telling the children about the story of Noah’s Ark and asked his class, “Now children, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” Little Johnny immediately stuck his hand in the air. The Sunday school teacher beckoned to […]
A new preacher had been assigned to the church and the entire congregation came out to hear his first sermon. They were most surprised and somewhat disappointed to find that it lasted for a mere eight minutes. The next Sunday, however, the preacher’s sermon was forty five minutes. His third […]
One day, Saint Peter was on duty at the Pearly Gates, monitoring the new arrivals in Heaven, when three people arrived. The first person walks up to the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asks them, “What did you die of?” The man replies, “I died of the big ‘C’”. Saint […]
