Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 100 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit. He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the […]
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 100 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg
This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m resending it, not just because it’s funny, but in memory of a lovely guy who also ran a jokes mailing […]
One fine sunny day, God was sitting in Heaven when a scientist went up to him and said, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we are now able to do what you did in […]
My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg
St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. “Be thou hungry, Brigid?” God asked her. “I could eat”, she said. So, God opened a can of tuna, reached for a […]
One day, God was up in Heaven, looking down at Earth and was horrified when he saw all of the horrible behavior that was going on. He couldn’t comprehend just how bad things had become, so he called one of his angels, and asked her to go to earth for […]
One busy day, there are a lot of new arrivals at the gates of Heaven. A man arrives at the pearly gates, where St. Peter stops him, looks him over and asks him what religion he is. The man says, “I’m a Methodist”. St. Peter looks down his list, and […]
One Sunday a young boy was constantly fidgeting and making noises in church during the morning service . His parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were slowly but surely losing the battle. Finally, his father picked the little lad up and walked […]
A vicar gave a really short sermon in just ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length that he spent talking when giving his sermons. He explained the reason why he gave a short sermon to the congregation, “I regret to inform you that my dog, […]
