Funny Religious Jokes

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Religious Jokes. Image source: Social MediaIf you like funny religious jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best jokes about religion. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny religious jokes online.

Religious jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 150 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.

Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.

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Brigham Young

A woman was visiting Salt Lake City, Utah in the latter half of the 18th century, when she saw someone that she thought might be Brigham Young, the leader of […]

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Father O’Reilly And Father Nolan

Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and […]

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The Old Country Preacher

An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, […]

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A Man Died And Went To Heaven

A man died and went to Heaven. Yes I know, it’s another one of those jokes, but such is life. People keep thinking them up, the same way as they […]

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You Can Learn A Lot From Noah’s Ark

You can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. Yes seriously, you really can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. You know the story from the Book of Genesis, where old […]

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A Preacher Walked Into A Bar

A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. […]

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Local Country Church

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]

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Gladys Dunn

Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not […]

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The Difference Between Heaven And Hell

Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from […]

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Three Italian Nuns

Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all […]

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Crippled Man

One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs […]

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Two Guys Wearing Hoodies

One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men […]