This is a huge collection of Religious Jokes, probably the best collection of Religious Jokes online.
Feargus was in church attending the Sunday Mass when the time came for the offering plate to be passed around He quickly pulled out a one Euro coin from his pocket and dropped it into the offering plate. Just then, the person who was sitting behind him, tapped Feargus on […]
The Best Collection Of Religious Jokes
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This is a huge collection of Religious Jokes, probably the best collection of Religious Jokes online.
Religious Jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make a presentation to Father Murphy and to give a little speech at the dinner. Unfortunately, the politician was delayed, […]
A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. Several of the other members nodded their heads, signalling that they too understood the truth that life can’t go on […]
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]
One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who is blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, several children in the congregation who were fascinated with her friend’s Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see what the children […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was taking a much needed break, so an angel was admitting the newly arrived to Heaven and the […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty minutes and […]
