There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to why God created Eve. Having created Adam, God realised that he wasn’t perfect (and I can see all you ladies […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a […]
There were these two priests who rode their bicycles to church every Sunday. Well, one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bicycle. The other priest asked where his bicycle was. The first priest said, “I don’t know, but I think it got stolen!” The other […]
In the Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, “The Lord be with you” and the congregation used to respond by saying, “And with thy spirit”. However, with the modernizing of the liturgy, the minister now says, “The Lord be with you,” and everyone responds […]
Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do. Three Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were partially blocking their view of the game, the men decided to heckle the nuns, hoping […]
An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. “Father”, he says to the priest, “it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.” The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.” Soon […]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi are both driving down the road and get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars, and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, […]
Did you ever notice how men’s and women’s prayers are different? Here are some classic examples of how men and women pray differently. A WOMAN’S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One […]
One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. […]