Religious Jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
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Religious Jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was taking a much needed break, so an angel was admitting the newly arrived to Heaven and the […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty minutes and […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit. He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the […]
When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg
This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m resending it, not just because it’s funny, but in memory of a lovely guy who also ran a jokes mailing […]
One fine sunny day, God was sitting in Heaven when a scientist went up to him and said, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we are now able to do what you did in […]
My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg
St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. “Be thou hungry, Brigid?” God asked her. “I could eat”, she said. So, God opened a can of tuna, reached for a […]
