A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The class had already covered the first nine commandments and was ready to discuss the last of the commandments. The teacher asked the class if anyone could tell her what it was. Little Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 100 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is considered work or play. He is determined to find out, and decides to ask a priest for his opinion on […]
Contrary to popular belief, Eve was the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. Yes I know either way she was still the first woman, and Adam was still the first man, but with them being created the other way around […]
Frank Johnson was strolling through the Sussex countryside one day, when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse that he had ever laid eyes on. It was a stallion, fully seventeen hands high and pure white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Frank Johnson struck a […]
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]
A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door, where the priest sees […]
God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the […]
A little girl went to church with her mother for the first time. Soon, the little girl began feeling ill. “Mom,” she whispered, “I think I’m going to throw up.” “Go out the front door, dear, then walk to the back of the church and do it behind the bushes. […]
During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had his head in his hands. So at a convenient moment, Rabbi Levy goes over to him and asks, “What’s wrong, […]
