If you like funny Religious Jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best Religious Jokes. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny Religious Jokes online.
A woman was visiting Salt Lake City, Utah in the latter half of the 18th century, when she saw someone that she thought might be Brigham Young, the leader of the Mormon church. So she went up to the man and the conversation went something like this: Woman: “Excuse me […]
The Best Collection Of Religious Jokes
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If you like funny Religious Jokes you are sure to enjoy this huge collection of the best Religious Jokes. I know we might be biased but we think it’s probably the best collection of funny Religious Jokes online.
Religious Jokes have always been a very popular category on our site and we hope that you enjoy this selection of over 150 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and said to him, “You know what Father Nolan. I am sick and tired of all this clean living. Tonight, why […]
An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really have a clue as to what he wanted to do when he finished school and he […]
A man died and went to Heaven. Yes I know, it’s another one of those jokes, but such is life. People keep thinking them up, the same way as they keep starting fairy tales with “Once upon a time”. You just have to deal with it I’m afraid. So where […]
You can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. Yes seriously, you really can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. You know the story from the Book of Genesis, where old man Noah was told by God to build this humongous boat that was big enough to fill half a dozen […]
A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. Well, everybody in the bar stood up, except for a drunk who was standing over in the far corner. The […]
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely. “The front row, please”, she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, […]
Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not far from her apartment. Gladys admired the large beautiful church building with it’s impressive stained glass windows as she stepped […]
Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from and whether you can see the funny side. Heaven is a place where the police are English, the chefs are […]
Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives down on Earth, that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to Earth […]
One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell […]
One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men in hoodies, so he looked out through the gates and said to them, “Wait here. I will be right back”. […]