Jokes in category:  Religious Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Christ_the_King_Church_interior,_Wimbledon_Park.jpgReligious Jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.

Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.

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Sunday School

When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg

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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg