One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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Einstein dies and as luck would have it, he has a chance of getting into heaven. He waits in line for a while at the pearly gates for someone to let him in, and then finally Saint Peter turns up. Saint Peter says to him, “You look like Einstein, but […]
This is a coollection of short stories about children and prayers. Children are wonderful when it comes to interpreting things differently to adults, and they more often than not speak their minds. Enjoy… BEING THANKFUL A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for […]
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients, when her car ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away, so she walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy […]
A man went to the doctor because he wasn’t feeling good, and the doctor gave him some really bad news. He had a terminal illness, and only a year to live. So, highly disturbed by this, the man decided to go and talk to his pastor. After the man explained […]
The new Priest at a local Catholic church is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The […]
One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, “Do you know who the first man was on Earth?” The first nun said, “Ummm, that’s a difficult question, would […]
The preacher was giving a sermon in church, and to help the congregation to hear him better, he was wired for sound with a lapel microphone. As he spoke, the preacher moved briskly about the platform, giving his sermon in an animated manner, jerking the microphone cord as he went. […]
The Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit that is shared by the […]
The is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go bear hunting up in the mountains. Off drove the pastor in his 4×4 wagon, until he came to a wild and lonely place in […]