Religious Jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]
The Best Collection Of Religious Jokes
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Religious Jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of over 140 of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than twenty years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
We hope that you enjoy this collection, and if so, please can you help us by sharing them with your friends. There are links on every page to share on Facebook, Twitter to make it easier.
One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who is blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, several children in the congregation who were fascinated with her friend’s Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see what the children […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was taking a much needed break, so an angel was admitting the newly arrived to Heaven and the […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty minutes and […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit. He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the […]
When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg
This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m resending it, not just because it’s funny, but in memory of a lovely guy who also ran a jokes mailing […]
