Here’s a lovely little poem about the creation and how God made Adam and Eve… First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needin’”. After casting about for a suitable pearl He kept messing around and created a girl. Two […]
Jokes in category: Religious Jokes
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Religious jokes have always been very popular and we have here a great selection of the best religious jokes, a collection that we have built up over more than ten years.
Our religious jokes collection includes Christian jokes and Jewish jokes, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, and Vicar jokes, funny stories about Monks and Nuns and much more.
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing, and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball, and saw an opening between two trees that he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty […]
A Catholic priest was walking along the road during Lent, when he couldn’t believe what he saw. The smell of grilled meat wafted through his nostrils, and looking into the window of the house that he was passing, he spied a parishioner who was enjoying some tasty bratwurts sausage. Not […]
A plumber turns up at the Pearly Gates one day and asks to be let in. “What job did you used to do then?”, asks Saint Peter. The plumber replies, “I was a heating and ventilation engineer.” St Peter replies, “Always the same, typical plumber, can’t tell the truth. Right […]
Church bulletins like any others can be full of spelling mistakes and other common grammatical errors. Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong way: Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. This afternoon services will be […]
A young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?” Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, “Naw, these […]
There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to why God created Eve. Having created Adam, God realised that he wasn’t perfect (and I can see all you ladies […]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a […]
There were these two priests who rode their bicycles to church every Sunday. Well, one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bicycle. The other priest asked where his bicycle was. The first priest said, “I don’t know, but I think it got stolen!” The other […]