A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever. He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local […]
The Best Collection Of Redneck Jokes
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A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]
A friend of mine who is a Southener told me that he was sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South and showed me this Redneck Math exam paper. He reckoned that no “so called smart” Yankees would be able to pass the test. I […]
I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have you thought that there are probably just as many “You Might Be A Yankee If” jokes. Sure, why shouldn’t there be Yankee jokes as well as Redneck jokes! […]
The top 40 things you would NEVER hear a Redneck say, no matter how much they have had to drink, no matter how far from the South they have wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening: Oh, I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen. I’ll take Shakespeare […]
Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Using Your Computer The monitor is up on blocks All of My Photos have tobacco stains on them The six front keys have rotted out The RAM slots have Ford truck parts that smell like they were just dipped in gasoline […]
When it comes to etiquette, Martha Stewart knows just about everything there is to know, and then some. So, for your entertainment, we present The Martha Stewart Etiquette Guide For Rednecks. But how do you advise rednecks, and I mean REAL rednecks, on the art of etiquette and how to […]
A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?” The pharmacist responded, “A three pack […]
A ventriloquist was performing his act with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia and he was making fun of the rednecks who were in there. Just then, an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves and yelled, “Hey, I resent that!” The ventriloquist, not wanting any trouble, […]
I guess the last thing you want if you are on trial for murder is to have a redneck juror. A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee and if he was convicted, he would almost certainly get the electric chair. The man’s brother was trying to find a […]
Ah Spring time, and love is in the air. This is a sweet Redneck love poem about Susie Lee from Tennessee: Susie Lee done fell in love;She planned to marry Joe.She was so happy ’bout it allShe told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, “Susie gal,You’ll just have to find […]
Say what you like, but redneck birth control really is on another level! So, after having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it was time to do something about birth control. The wife didn’t want to go through another pregnancy and truth be […]