Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” the mugger demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do […]
The Best Collection Of Political Jokes
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We have some really funny Political Jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy.
Politics in the USA these days is a real joke! Trump and the Republicans have provided the world with a wealth of funny jokes ever since he was elected.
Thankfully he is now out and hopefully headed to a gated male only community with lots of bars!
Then we come to the UK, which isn’t a lot better. Sadly politicians of all political parties have given cause for a lot of jokes, with Boris Johnson and his similarities in some ways to Donald Trump leading to lots of funny stories and memes.
As always, if you enjoy these jokes, please help us by sharing with your friends.
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Donald Trump walked into a local bank in New York to cash a check, he was surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approached the cashier he said, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” Now the cashier was a lovely friendly lady with an African […]
A newly elected senator needed a new suit, and decided that it was time to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later, he went back to the tailor for his first fitting. He […]
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” […]
Certainly if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State. Florida is such a messed up state in many ways, and with the fiascos of the last two elections and no doubt another fiasco […]
Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. The first contractor was from Bangladesh, the second contractor was from China and the third contractor was from India. They all went with a White House officer to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor […]
An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the waiter and said to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter replied, “Sure. Coming right up.” He got the Native American a tall mug of coffee […]
The old indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, while keeping an eye on the two US government officials that had been sent to interview him. “Chief,” one Government official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
THE RIOTERS PRAYER Our father, who art in prison, My mum knows not his name, Thy Riots come, read it in the Sun, In Birmingham, as it is in London, Give us this day our Welfare bread And forgive us our looting, as we’re happy to loot those who defend […]
Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package and here is the ouctome of their findings . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling […]
Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being really generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate I think than it was back then. Are you ready? Ok, so […]