Road signs can often give a real indication of what an area is like. For example, in Iowa there are signs saying “Deer Crossing.” At Yellowstone there are signs saying “Bear Crossing” In Florida there are signs saying “Alligator Crossing.” And in Washington DC, there are signs saying “Double Crossing.” […]
Jokes in category: Political Jokes
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Donald Trump was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
One evening, the President of the United States was looking for a “bit of action” and his wife (surprisingly) wasn’t in the mood, so he decided to enlist the services of a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge just a few blocks from the White […]
At a recent medical convention, doctors were asked their opinions regarding the bailout/rescue plan for the US economy that had been voted on by Congress. The following are their opinions: Allergists voted to scratch it Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling […]
Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” the mugger demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do […]
Donald Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” The cashier is a lovely friendly lady with an African American […]
A newly elected senator needed a new suit, and decided that it was time to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later, he went back to the tailor for his first fitting. He […]
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” […]
Certainly if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State. Florida is such a messed up state in many ways, and with the fiascos of the last two elections and no doubt another fiasco […]
