One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
Jokes in category: Political Jokes
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The Pope, George Bush and Robert Mugabe (Dictator of Zimbabwe) were in a boat on Lake Kariba one day when it sprang a leak.
Well done to whoever wrote this, and well done to the UK Government for handing out severe penalties to all those who were in any way involved with the recent rioting and looting.
Dear Lord, I know that I haven’t talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett,and my favourite musician, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favourite Prime Minister is Gordon Brown. […]
Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate. Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “You look like Einstein, […]
If you want to know how intelligent the people are who are running the USA, just look for feedback on how they travel. A Travel Agent in Washington DC who arranged a lot of flights for politicians over the years had this to report: I had a New Hampshire […]