Jokes in category:  Political Jokes

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We have some really funny political jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy.

Politics in the USA these days is a real joke! Trump and the Republicans have provided the world with a wealth of funny jokes ever since he was elected.

Then the UK, which isn’t a lot better. Sadly politicians of all political parties have given cause for a lot of jokes, with Boris Johnson and his similarities in some ways to Donald Trump leading to lots of funny stories and memes.

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Road Signs Indicate What An Area Is Like

Road signs can often give a real indication of what an area is like. For example, in Iowa there are signs saying “Deer Crossing.” At Yellowstone there are signs saying “Bear Crossing” In Florida there are signs saying “Alligator Crossing.” And in Washington DC, there are signs saying “Double Crossing.” […]

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United States Emblem

Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]

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The Washington D.C. Mugger

Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” the mugger demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do […]