Funny Political Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/donkeyhotey/24322046519We have some really funny Political Jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy.

Politics in the USA these days is a real joke! Trump and the Republicans have provided the world with a wealth of funny jokes ever since he was elected.

Thankfully he is now out and hopefully headed to a gated male only community with lots of bars!

Then we come to the UK, which isn’t a lot better. Sadly politicians of all political parties have given cause for a lot of jokes, with Boris Johnson and his similarities in some ways to Donald Trump leading to lots of funny stories and memes.

As always, if you enjoy these jokes, please help us by sharing with your friends.


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Donald Trump’s Lie Detector Test

Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying. So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector […]

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Small Town Mayor

A small town mayor decided to send out pens to the residents that had the message “Got a complaint? Call the mayor” printed on them. One morning the mayor’s phone […]

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The Dead Senator

With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one […]

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Donald’s Parrot

Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 […]

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The Creation Of Earth

God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve […]

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History Repeats Itself

Isn’t it funny how sometimes, especially when it comes to politics, history repeats itself. In this case, something that was written in the past applies equally as much to something […]

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Road Signs Indicate What An Area Is Like

Road signs can often give a real indication of what an area is like. For example, in Iowa there are signs saying “Deer Crossing.” At Yellowstone there are signs saying […]

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United States Emblem

Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he […]

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The President And The Call Girl

One evening, the President of the United States was looking for a “bit of action” and his wife (surprisingly) wasn’t in the mood, so he decided to enlist the services […]

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Doctors Opinions

At a recent medical convention, doctors were asked their opinions regarding the bailout/rescue plan for the US economy that had been voted on by Congress. The following were their opinions: […]