We have some really funny Political Jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy.
With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one day when he was hit by a truck and died. The Senator’s soul arrives in Heaven and is met by […]
The Best Collection Of Political Jokes
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We have some really funny Political Jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy.
Politics in the USA these days is a real joke! Trump and the Republicans have provided the world with a wealth of funny jokes ever since he was elected.
Thankfully he is now out and hopefully headed to a gated male only community with lots of bars!
Then we come to the UK, which isn’t a lot better. Sadly politicians of all political parties have given cause for a lot of jokes, with Boris Johnson and his similarities in some ways to Donald Trump leading to lots of funny stories and memes.
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Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand […]
God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve made”, he called out to one of the angels. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it Lord?” “It’s […]
Isn’t it funny how sometimes, especially when it comes to politics, history repeats itself. In this case, something that was written in the past applies equally as much to something that is occurring in the present time. The joke below was sent to me by a friend in 2006, four […]
Road signs can often give a real indication of what an area is like. For example, in Iowa there are signs saying “Deer Crossing.” At Yellowstone there are signs saying “Bear Crossing” In Florida there are signs saying “Alligator Crossing.” And in Washington DC, there are signs saying “Double Crossing.” […]
Donald Trump was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
One evening, the President of the United States was looking for a “bit of action” and his wife (surprisingly) wasn’t in the mood, so he decided to enlist the services of a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge just a few blocks from the White […]
At a recent medical convention, doctors were asked their opinions regarding the bailout/rescue plan for the US economy that had been voted on by Congress. The following are their opinions: Allergists voted to scratch it Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling […]
Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” the mugger demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do […]