Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” the mugger demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do […]
Jokes in category: Political Jokes
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Donald Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” The cashier is a lovely friendly lady with an African American […]
A newly elected senator needed a new suit, and decided that it was time to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later, he went back to the tailor for his first fitting. He […]
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” […]
Certainly if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State. Florida is such a messed up state in many ways, and with the fiascos of the last two elections and no doubt another fiasco […]
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. The first contractor is from Bangladesh, the second contractor is from China, and the third contractor is from India. They all go with a White House officer to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor […]
An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. […]
The old indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, and eyeing the two US government officials that had sent to interview him. “Chief,” one official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
The Pope, George Bush and Robert Mugabe (Dictator of Zimbabwe) were in a boat on Lake Kariba one day when it sprang a leak.
