A humour site wouldn’t be complete without some funny poetry would it. Nothing is better than a good funny poem or a funny rhyme to make you laugh.
A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, see our collection of Limericks, we have some good ones. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/south-france-coast-cap-taillat-2529373/
The Best Collection Of Funny Poetry
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A humour site wouldn’t be complete without some funny poetry would it. Nothing is better than a good funny poem or a funny rhyme to make you laugh.
If you like Limericks, we have some great ones here, including a number that are dedicated to St. Patrick himself. We have written a number of our own Limericks and other funny poems as well.
We hope you enjoy the funny poems that we have compiled for you here. Please share our pages if you enjoy them.
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There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a seaside town in Wales. You can find more information on this page. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended to any BBW’s out there, including the model we used. It’s just a rhyme and hope none of our cuddly […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, don’t you? You can find more of our Limericks on this page.
We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we thought we would write some to try and get some laughs at fresh laughing material. If you enjoy these Chocolate […]
Here’s a lovely poem entitled “Me Mudder”. I have no idea who wrote it, but it’s probably at least as old as I am, if not older. I hope you get a chuckle out of it as well like I did. When me prayers were poorly saidWho tucked me in […]
There was an old man from Georgia Who claimed to be a good forger He forged passports for folks But it wasn’t a joke When they got stopped while crossing the border An original Limerick from The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:%D7%90%D7%91%D7%9C%D7%99%D7%99%D7%96%D7%A81.jpg
There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very last can” An original Limerick from The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/luftwaffle/3199731787/in/photolist-5SKsMr-24PSk-2iJZw8W-CM6bH-8S4uv1-9Xn6V8-pCdkPb-9nhz5Z-qxkbg1-9nhA4v-2affWNJ-hh9SD9-2jqUQP-8joV6F-2m4LuSW-9nhwTn-7HHFXS-2iJWLR6-ejvD1v-EHdMG-5KkV8p-FMWGy-9nkwMs-9nhyLV-9nkAAN-dhGUNw-5SKufF-2affWoq-9yrxj6-5gTguE-Gauigm-boNHaR-cTQT9u-6CcrKK-DmoJfU-4GJZ3F-3jpoQy-5KkUZM-EbueSk-5Kq9Pd-6136hN-DmZSiu-Ln5Agy-8eQ5No-2iJWLWB-DLeHmv-6Fvuej-9nkvh7-9nhyjX-9nhxnF
A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight to see An original Limerick by The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/face-melon-red-summer-beauty-1461610/
There was a young man from Australia Who painted his bum like a dahlia Tuppence a smell was all very well But thruppence a lick was a failure. Not written by us sadly, one we read many moons ago and still find funny. Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
There once was a woman from Russia Whose thighs were a real ball crusher They say that by night she was an awesome delight But by day she was just a street brusher An original limerick by The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/yooperann/5413068953/
This is an English love poem which I thought was so sweet and appropriate I couldn’t not share it with you. Nobody quite writes poetry like us English, you have to admit, although the Scottish might disagree over the works of this Rabbie Burns fellow. But ha, he’s got nothing […]