A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, […]
Funny Funny Poetry
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A humour site wouldn’t be complete without some funny poetry would it. Nothing is better than a good funny poem or a funny rhyme to make you laugh.
If you like Limericks, we have some great ones here, including a number that are dedicated to St. Patrick himself. We have written a number of our own Limericks and other funny poems as well.
We hope you enjoy the funny poems that we have compiled for you here. Please share our pages if you enjoy them.
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There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, […]
We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we […]
There was an old man from Georgia Who claimed to be a good forger He forged passports for folks But it wasn’t a joke When they got stopped while crossing […]
There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very […]
A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight […]
There was a young man from Australia Who painted his bum like a dahlia Tuppence a smell was all very well But thruppence a lick was a failure. Not written […]
There once was a woman from Russia Whose thighs were a real ball crusher They say that by night she was an awesome delight But by day she was just […]
This is an English love poem which I thought was so sweet and appropriate I couldn’t not share it with you. Nobody quite writes poetry like us English, you have […]