The year is 1665, it’s late August, and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in Jamaica. He and his crew had been away at sea for many months, and their ship was loaded with a […]
Jokes in category: Pirate Jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar, looking all beaten up and in a bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden […]
A pirate goes into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stare at him, but are afraid to say anything, after all he is a pirate. Finally, the bartender plucks up the courage to ask the pirate: “hey, you know you got a wheel on your […]