Way back in the late 1600’s a sea captain was sailing his ship through the Caribbean along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. Well, he wouldn’t get far sailing his ship without his crew would he, but anyway, back to the joke… On seeing the […]
The Best Collection Of Pirate Jokes
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Here is where you can find the best Pirate Jokes with tall tales about seafarers, sailing ships and the like.
From here on in it’s lots of “Oooh Argh Me Hearties”, “Splice The Mainbrace”, “Shiver Me Timbers”, lashings of rum, grog, walking the plank and more.
It’s jokes about pirate ships, wooden legs, eye patches, hooks, treasure and probably some of the worse jokes in history.
So come on in and take a trip to Treasure Island with our collection of Pirate Jokes.
International Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sunday 19th September 2021. Put it in your calendar now so you don’t forget it.
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The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling with cannon. The pirate captain called to his aide, asking him to bring him his red coat. When the aide […]
The year was 1665, it’s late August and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in Jamaica. He and his crew had been away at sea for many months and their ship was loaded with a […]
So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, I haven’t seen you in a while. What on earth happened to you, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” […]
A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate and a pretty mean looking one at that. Everyone in the bar ended up in small groups, whispering amongst themselves, […]