Funny Pirate Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/1068889/pirate-flag-pirate-privateers-corsairHere is where you can find the best Pirate Jokes with tall tales about seafarers, sailing ships and the like.

From here on in it’s lots of “Oooh Argh Me Hearties”, “Splice The Mainbrace”, “Shiver Me Timbers”, lashings of rum, grog, walking the plank and more.

It’s jokes about pirate ships, wooden legs, eye patches, hooks, treasure and probably some of the worse jokes in history.

So come on in and take a trip to Treasure Island with our collection of Pirate Jokes.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sunday 19th September 2021. Put it in your calendar now so you don’t forget it.


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The Sea Captain

Way back in the late 1600’s a sea captain was sailing his ship through the Caribbean along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. Well, he […]

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The Sea Battle

The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling […]

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Captain Henry Morgan Of Port Royal

The year was 1665, it’s late August and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in […]

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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, […]

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The Pirate

A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate […]