This is our collection of funny Parenting Jokes.
School absence notes from parents! We know children sometimes say or write things that come out all wrong, but as parents you ought to know better and at least be able to compose a simple absence note, for example an absence note to excuse your child from school. Some of […]
The Best Collection Of Parenting Jokes
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This is our collection of funny Parenting Jokes.
The joy of parenting and trying to bring up children of your own! It’s heart warming at times, but at other tmes it’s incredibly frustrating. Becoming a parent is rather like getting on a roller coaster that you never actually get off again, I am sure many parents will agree.
There must be a million and one jokes and funny stories about parenting, especially becoming a Mom or Dad for the first time and not knowing quite what to expect.
We have a good selection of parenting jokes for you here, and the collection is growing all the time. We hope you enjoy them.
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These are a few of the things that my Mother taught me. Thanks Mom, I wouldn’t be who I am without you. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished carpet cleaning!” My mother taught […]
An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day on the way home from school, when a car pulled over and stopped next to him. The car window was wound down and then the driver called out to the young boy, “If you get in the car, […]
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I decided to attend an ante-natal class that was aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the sensitive issue of breaking the news to the older child, that they were going to […]
I’m pretty sure that most parents can relate to this. Hands up if you are a parent and hands up again if you can relate to the following story. I think we have all been there… A small boy was sent up to bed by his father as it was […]
A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the local supermarket with a three year old girl in her shopping cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked her Mother for cookies and her Mother told her, “No”. The little girl immediately began to […]
In the middle of the night a wife woke up to find her husband standing over the bay crib in their baby’s nursery. She watched him silently as he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, his face going through a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. […]
Many parents in America today think that it is improper to spank their children. Instead, they think it’s better to show them some “tough love” and to teach them a lesson in another way. Some parents believe in making a child sit on the naughty step, or making their child […]