Funny Parenting Jokes

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The joy of parenting and trying to bring up children of your own! It’s heart warming at times, but at other tmes it’s incredibly frustrating. Becoming a parent is rather like getting on a roller coaster that you never actually get off again, I am sure many parents will agree.

There must be a million and one jokes and funny stories about parenting, especially becoming a Mom or Dad for the first time and not knowing quite what to expect.

We have a good selection of parenting jokes for you here, and the collection is growing all the time. We hope you enjoy them.


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School Absence Notes From Parents

School absence notes from parents! We know children sometimes say or write things that come out all wrong, but as parents you ought to know better and at least be […]

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Things That My Mother Taught Me

These are a few of the things that my Mother taught me. Thanks Mom, I wouldn’t be who I am without you. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB […]

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A Bar Of Chocolate

An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day on the way home from school, when a car pulled over and stopped next to him. The car […]

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Ante-Natal Class

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I decided to attend an ante-natal class that was aimed at couples who had already had at least one […]

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Most Parents Can Relate To This

I’m pretty sure that most parents can relate to this. Hands up if you are a parent and hands up again if you can relate to the following story. I […]

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Grocery Shopping

A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the local supermarket with a three year old girl in her shopping cart. As they passed the cookie section, […]

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The Baby Crib

In the middle of the night a wife woke up to find her husband standing over the bay crib in their baby’s nursery. She watched him silently as he stood […]

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Tough Love Versus Spanking

Many parents in America today think that it is improper to spank their children. Instead, they think it’s better to show them some “tough love” and to teach them a […]