Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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A Stroll In The Park

An elderly couple went for a stroll in the park and after a while they sat down on a bench to rest. Just then they overheard voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly the woman realized that a young man was about to propose to his girlfriend. Not wanting […]

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The Locket

Two old ladies were talking at a coffee morning one day, when one old lady passed a comment aboout the locket that her friend was wearing around her neck. Gladys: “I suppose you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?” Lilian: “Yes, it’s a lock of […]

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Jacob And Rebecca

Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]