Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

As an elderly man lay dying in his bed, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. Where just a moment before he had been in death’s agony, now the smell of the chocolate chip cookies seemed to change everything, and he suddenly […]

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Viagra

One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.” The pharmacist, […]

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A Stroll In The Park

An elderly couple went for a stroll in the park and after a while they sat down on a bench to rest. Just then they overheard voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly the woman realized that a young man was about to propose to his girlfriend. Not wanting […]