Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Texting For Seniors

Young people have their own language for texting, why shouldn’t us old folks have one as well! Short codes are always handy when texting, and youngsters have a lot that they use all the time. Here are some texting codes that would be really handy for us old ‘uns to […]

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Medication

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m […]

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Getting Married

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy : “So I hear you are getting married?” “Yep!”, his buddy replied. “Do I know her?”, the first senior citizen then asked. “Nope!”, his buddy replied. “This woman, is she good looking?”, the first senior citizen then asked. “Not really”, his […]

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Elderly Moments

Do you ever suffer from elderly moments, when you forget the simplest of things and even though they might be on the tip of your tongue, you can’t quite recall them? Well, an elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and […]

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The State Fair

Harold and his wife Margaret went to the State Fair every year, end every year without fail, Harold would say, “Margaret, I’d like to ride in that there airplane”. Every year Margaret would respond, “I know, Harold, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars”. […]