Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Annual Check Up

A 90 year old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is doing. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment […]

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Viagra

One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.” The pharmacist, […]