Jokes in category:  Old People

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Costumi_Napoletani_-_Anziani_(Old_People_of_Naples).jpgThis is a collection of jokes about old people. Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it.

So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Old Mrs Johnson

Old Mrs Johnson was sitting in her living room watching television, when she heard the back door slam and realised she had a visitor. Thinking that it was her young son, she called out, “I’m in here, darling. I’ve been waiting for you.” There was no answer for a moment, […]

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Ice Cream Parlour

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and pulled himself slowly, and what looked like painfully even, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?” “No,” he replied, “Arthritis.” Image used under a Collective Commons […]

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Car Broken Into

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]

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Memory Loss

A couple in their nineties are both suffering with memory loss, and both of them are frequently having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember them. Later that night, […]