Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Senior Dress Code

Sometimes it’s hard for us older folk, “seniors” if you want to call us that, to keep up with current dress code trends and to not just look “old” like our parents and grandparents. Many of us “Old Folks” (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are […]

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An Elderly Couple’s Road Trip

While they were on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the diner and resumed their trip. When they left, the elderly woman had unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they […]

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In Our Senior Years

My wife and I, now both a little hard of hearing in our senior years, were watching golf on TV. I turned to my wife and said, “In my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses with their great bars and dining and […]

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The Biker And The Old Lady

A biker stops by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do the repairs while he waited, and since he didn’t live far away he decided that he would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store, where he bought a […]

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Wrinkles

I said to my wife, “Boy, you are getting old! Look at all your wrinkles!” She said, “They aren’t wrinkles, they are laugh lines! I told her, “You have to be kidding me, nothing is that funny!” And that’s when the trouble started. I never saw the frying pan coming…

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The Elderly Aunt’s Visit

An elderly lady from a small village in the boondocks went to visit her niece and her husband who lived in a house in a very fashionable suburb of a big city, close to a very well known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady […]