Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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The Locket

Two old ladies were talking at a coffee morning one day, when one old lady passed a comment aboout the locket that her friend was wearing around her neck. Gladys: “I suppose you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?” Lilian: “Yes, it’s a lock of […]

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Jacob And Rebecca

Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]

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Bruises

Giving an elderly man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?” “No” said the man. “Do you play soccer?” said the doctor. “No” the man said. “Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to […]

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Rye Bread

Two old men, one ages 80 and the other aged 87 years young, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog, and he wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina, and […]