Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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The Hunting Club

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]

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Suppository

Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning at their care home. Margaret noticed something funny about June’s ear and she said, ‘”June, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” June answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at […]

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Doctors Instructions

If you are a senior, like me, I am sure you will get a laugh about this story of seniors not listening to their doctors instructions. I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, went straight to the back, which is always where the pharmacist’s counter is located. I took out […]

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Old Hearts Young Love

Don’t you just love stories about people who fall in love in their later years? Here is a lovely story about old hearts and young love. When eighty-four-year-old Harold fell in love with his eighty-three-year-old neighbor Gladys, he thought his heart would burst with joy. However, little did he know […]

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See Through Blouse

One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date wearing a see through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, through a right old fit, telling her not to dare to  go out like that! The teenager tells her grandmother: “Loosen up Grams. […]