Once upon a time there were two old maid sisters who had never been with a man before and who being now middle aged were both still virgins. One Friday […]
Funny Old People Jokes
After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. […]
An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced […]
Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the garden at their old folks home when an elderly man approached them. Being in a mood for playing tricks, one […]
So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events […]
One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a […]
“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come […]
Jack reached retirement age, so he went to see his doctor and asked him, “How can I live to be a hundred years old?” The doctor replied, “Well, I would […]
We all know that getting old is rarely something to look forward to, but I would like to tell you about the joys of getting old. Yes, getting old doesn’t […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over […]
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel […]
Two old women, Mabel and Hilda, were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall, where a flower show was being held. Mabel leaned over and said, “You […]