The Best Collection Of Old People Jokes

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We have over 100 jokes about old people in this collection, all hand selected to be the best old people jokes.

Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it.

So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Sex Drive

An old man who is in his nineties goes to his doctor and asks him, “Please Doctor, I want my sex drive lowered”. “But Mr. Johnson”, the doctor replied, “you are in your nineties. Don’t you think that at your age your sex drive is all in your head?” “You’re […]

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Jury Duty

In the middle of her 80th birthday, a good friend of ours received a notice that said she was required to do jury duty. She called to remind the people at the Clerk’s Office that she was exempt from jury duty because of her age. “You need to come in […]

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Old People Dating

Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people when they are dating, decide that maybe they should get married, and the subject of marital relations comes up. An elderly couple who lived in a small village had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided maybe […]

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Old Friends

Dianne and Marjorie were old friends. They had in fact they had been friends for many years and both of them have been married to their husbands for a very long time. One day, Dianne went to visit Marjorie and confided in her that she was upset because she thought […]

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