Jokes in category:  Old People

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Costumi_Napoletani_-_Anziani_(Old_People_of_Naples).jpgThis is a collection of jokes about old people. Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it.

So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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British Gas

Two British Gas company servicemen, one a senior training supervisor and the other a young trainee, were out checking the gas meters in a residential area of town. They parked their truck at the end of the road and worked their way to the other end, checking the gas meters […]

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I’m Rich!

I realized the other day that now I am old I’m rich! I’ve got: Silver in the hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the BloodLead in the Rump Iron in the Arteries And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I would accumulate […]