Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Unscheduled Appointment

A Doctor recently had an elderly elderly gentleman come into his surgery one morning for an unscheduled appointment. Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I […]

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45 Minute Wait For A Table

An elderly gentlemen and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had no reservations. “Young man”, the elderly lady said to the waiter, “we are both 90 years old, we may not have 45 minutes”. They were […]

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Great Grandpa Eric

My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]

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Mercedes Convertible

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]

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My Retirement

I had waited for many years to quit work and was enjoying the second week of my retirement, much the same way as I had enjoyed the first week actually, by doing as little as possible and spending a few happy hours out in the garden relaxing in my wicker […]

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Elderly Next Door Neighbour

A woman was becoming worried about her next door neighbour, who was an elderly widow, because she hadn’t heard anything from her apartment in a few days. Concerned about her neighbour, she said to her son, “Harry, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Richardson is?” A […]