Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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Another Year Has Passed

Another year has passed! A short poem about reflections on growing older. This is a poem about growing older, but as well as being reflections of life now that we have reached a ripe old age, it’s also very relevant in these “strange” days of COVID-19. A part of growing […]

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Sex Drive

An old man who is in his nineties goes to his doctor and asks him, “Please Doctor, I want my sex drive lowered”. “But Mr. Johnson”, the doctor replied, “you are in your nineties. Don’t you think that at your age your sex drive is all in your head?” “You’re […]

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Jury Duty

In the middle of her 80th birthday, a good friend of ours received a notice that said she was required to do jury duty. She called to remind the people at the Clerk’s Office that she was exempt from jury duty because of her age. “You need to come in […]

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Old People Dating

Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people when they are dating, decide that maybe they should get married, and the subject of marital relations comes up. An elderly couple who lived in a small village had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided maybe […]

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Old Friends

Dianne and Marjorie were old friends. They had in fact they had been friends for many years and both of them have been married to their husbands for a very long time. One day, Dianne went to visit Marjorie and confided in her that she was upset because she thought […]

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Unscheduled Appointment

A Doctor recently had an elderly elderly gentleman come into his surgery one morning for an unscheduled appointment. Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I […]

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45 Minute Wait For A Table

An elderly gentlemen and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had no reservations. “Young man”, the elderly lady said to the waiter, “we are both 90 years old, we may not have 45 minutes”. They were […]