Jokes in category:  Old People

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So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.

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My Granddaughter’s iPad

I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him. As for […]

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Cocktail Lounge

An older gentleman who was in his mid 80’s, walked into an upscale cocktail lounge. He was very well dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive aftershave, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, shoes shined and no walker. For his age, he presented a suave, well looked […]

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It Depends!

This is a thought for the day for all of us who are seniors… Do you know the reason why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs and Huggies, while undergarments for old people are called Depends? When babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em and […]

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Freak Storm

An elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere. Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and lifted their car up in the air. They were thrown about for several seconds, before the car returned to Earth, […]

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Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades, and over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, as they had got older, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, while they were playing cards, […]

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The Hunting Club

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]

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Suppository

Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning at their care home. Margaret noticed something funny about June’s ear and she said, ‘”June, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” June answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at […]