After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. The elderly parishioner said to him, “Actually, I think about it many times a day”. “Oh, really?” the pastor replied, […]
The Best Collection Of Old People Jokes
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Well done, you have found the best collection of Old People Jokes online and let’s face it, Old People Jokes are really funny.
The Laughline has over 100 jokes about old people in this collection, all hand selected to be the best old people jokes that we could find.
Getting old isn’t something that any of us relish, but there isn’t a lot that we can do about it.
So, just do like I do, enjoy life as well as you can, and see the funny side of growing older.
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An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced years, they were both still on good health, thanks to spending the last ten years eating only healthy food and […]
Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the garden at their old folks home when an elderly man approached them. Being in a mood for playing tricks, one old lady said to the other, “Here comes Harold, let’s have some fun with him”. The other old lady agreed, […]
So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events to look back on and during that time he has quite probably had more experience when it comes to relationships […]
One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a movie. So he travelled from his rural home town into the city and went into the movie theater. After buying […]
“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come up with a reason, but as so often happens with young children, they ask the strangest questions which you can’t […]
Jack reached retirement age, so he went to see his doctor and asked him, “How can I live to be a hundred years old?” The doctor replied, “Well, I would recommend you give up smoking, stop drinking, don’t go out with women and stop eating meat”. Jack thought about the […]
We all know that getting old is rarely something to look forward to, but I would like to tell you about the joys of getting old. Yes, getting old doesn’t have to be all bad news. There are in fact some benefits to getting old and I’m sure you are […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over at the old lady who was sitting next to him and said to her, “I know just what you need […]
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
Two old women, Mabel and Hilda, were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall, where a flower show was being held. Mabel leaned over and said, “You know Hilda, life is really boring isn’t it. We never seem to have any fun these days, at least not […]
There have been a lot of 60’s hit song revivals recently and I heard that some of the artists of the day, who are now really old, are planning to release updated versions of their hit songs to reflect their age and to give us old folks a reason to […]