Funny Military Jokes

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Whether it’s the Army, Navy or Air Force, we have some of the best funny military jokes for you, as well as jokes and funny stories about the war.

Although war itself is tragic, there are always amusing incidents that get turned into funny stories. We hope you enjoy this selection.

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U.S. Marine On A Crowded Train

A U.S. Marine boarded a crowded train and walked the entire length looking for a seat. THere was only one seat left on the whole train, which was occupied by […]

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Royal Navy Minesweeper

A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand […]

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The Royal Navy Recruit

The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do […]

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Retired Soldier Job Interview

A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have […]

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Submarine

The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine.  He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and […]

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Life In The Trenches

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I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it’s one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but […]

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Uncharted Island

One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship was sailing across what ought to have been a large expanse of open water when the lookout saw smoke coming […]

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British Army Cutbacks

Have tou heard about the latest British Army cutbacks? As many people know, the government in the UK has been cutting back the military budget for some time now to […]

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Grenade

It’s a funny thing about a grenade: A bullet may have your name on it, but a grenade is addressed “to whom it may concern.” If you came here looking […]