A U.S. Marine boarded a crowded train and walked the entire length looking for a seat. THere was only one seat left on the whole train, which was occupied by a poodle sitting next to a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The Marine, who was really tired, having just returned […]
The Best Collection Of Military Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of Military Jokes. I’m not sure if it’s the best collection of Military Jokes online but it’s a good collection and it’s growing.
Whether it’s the Army, Navy or Air Force, we have some of the best funny military jokes for you, as well as jokes and funny stories about the war.
Although war itself is tragic, there are always amusing incidents that get turned into funny stories. We hope you enjoy this selection.
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A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand spanking new Australian cruiser. All the sailors on board the minesweeper were in awe as they looked at the shiny […]
The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do you want to join the Navy son?” The new recruit replied, “My father thought it would be a good career […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes”, the man replied, “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years”. The […]
The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and now, having graduated from the Navy college, this was his big opportunity. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he […]
I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it’s one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but as we have now reached the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War, I think it’s an […]
Have tou heard about the latest British Army cutbacks? As many people know, the government in the UK has been cutting back the military budget for some time now to try and save money. Here is a little story about how desperate these cutbacks have become for our troops out […]
It’s a funny thing about a grenade: A bullet may have your name on it, but a grenade is addressed “to whom it may concern.” If you came here looking for “Grenade” by Bruno Mars, Click Here