Most people in the UK know about Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, but how would the battle have gone I wonder if it had taken place today. Well, […]
Funny Military Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of Military Jokes. I’m not sure if it’s the best collection of Military Jokes online but it’s a good collection and it’s growing.
Whether it’s the Army, Navy or Air Force, we have some of the best funny military jokes for you, as well as jokes and funny stories about the war.
Although war itself is tragic, there are always amusing incidents that get turned into funny stories. We hope you enjoy this selection.
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book […]
A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small […]
The US Air Force found they had too many officers and NCOs and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus […]
During a basic army training class, a sergeant was telling his group how a sub-machine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had […]
The drill sergeant was making his morning announcements to a group of new recruits in an army training camp. “Today, gentlemen”, the drill sergeant said, “I have some good news […]
This is a letter from a U.S. Marines recruit. It was sent home to their parents on the farm from the San Diego U.S. Marine Corps recruiting depot in California. […]
The summer heat had caused the area to experience an infestation of rattlesnakes. An infantry platoon, which had been training in the area, were learning about methods to counter offensive […]
The sergeant major growled at the young soldier (as sergeant majors are known to do): “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning”. “Thank you very much, sir”, the […]
A Sailor who was on shore leave and a good looking blonde girl, bumped into each other at the bar one evening. They hit it off pretty much right away, […]
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside one of the rooms. He slowly and quietly walked up to the room, slammed […]
A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from […]