The sergeant major growled at the young soldier (as sergeant majors are known to do): “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning”. “Thank you very much, sir”, the young soldier replied.
Jokes in category: Military Jokes
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A Sailor who was on shore leave and a good looking blonde girl, bumped into each other at the bar one evening. They hit it off pretty much right away, and the sailor tried every trick in the book to try and get laid, but without much success. “I usually […]
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside one of the rooms. He slowly and quietly walked up to the room, slammed open the door, and shouted: Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. What […]
A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]
A U.S. Marine boarded a crowded train and walked the entire length looking for a seat. THere was only one seat left on the whole train, which was occupied by a poodle sitting next to a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The Marine, who was really tired, having just returned […]
A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand spanking new Australian cruiser. All the sailors on board the mineswepper were in awe as they looked at the new […]
The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do you want to join the Navy son?” The new recruit replied, “My father thought it would be a good career […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and is offered a job interview. The interviewer looks the man over and asks, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes,” he says. “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer tells […]
The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he was trying to impress the Captain with his expertise learned in Submariner School. […]
I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it’s one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but as we have now reached the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War, I think it’s an […]
