We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]
The Best Collection Of Men Jokes
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These are some classic funny Men Jokes, jokes about men, the way that men think and life from a man’s perspective.
We believe we have one of the best and funniest Men Jokes collections on the web and hope that having browsed through our collection that you agree.
We also have some great Women Jokes on the Laughline, another great collection that we are sure you will enjoy.
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“Wow you are looking good” Roger said when his colleague Dave showed up at the office one day in a smart new suit. “Where did you pick that up”, Roger asked, “was it in a sale?” Dave smiled back. “No, my wife got it for me. It’s pretty sharp, huh?” […]
An extraordinarily handsome man who was also rather conceited, decided he had the “God given” responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children that were beyond comparison. Having made this his mission in life, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a long but fruitless search […]
One weekend, Jim decided to go on a skiing trip with his best friend, Marvin. They loaded up Jim’s Chevy Suburban with all their skiing gear and took the highway headed north. After driving for a few hours, they found themselves caught in a really terrible blizzard. They pulled into […]
One day, my husband, who is totally naive when it comes to housework, decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends”, I replied, “what does it say on your […]
Have you ever stopped and wondered how different life might be if men “REALLY” ruled the world? Men think very differently to women and in many ways have a completely different outlook on life. Not only that, men also have different priorites to women. Keeping the house clean and tidy […]
Harry was always shy with girls and found it really hard to get a date, let alone a girlfriend. One evening, he asked his best friend Christopher to go with him to a singles bar. Christopher, who was a lot more experienced when it came to dating and girls, would […]
Having moved house three years ago this week, I just came across this email about The Man Code that someone sent me a long time ago and thought it might be a good post to go along with it. The Man Code and Moving House. By long time ago I […]
Have you ever wondered what stresses men out the most when driving? Well there is always one way to find something like this out, so one hundred men were surveyed and asked what stressed them out most when driving. The answer that more men gave than any other, was that […]
I phoned up an ex-girlfriend of mine the other day, she was a really gorgeous woman. We lost track of time on the phone, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together and just talking for hours. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to […]
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose the perfect husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the […]
I tell you, it’s really true what they say about housework challenged men. One day, my husband, who is pretty much housework challenged, decided to wash his old university sweatshirt. Barely seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to me, “Sweetheart, what setting do I use […]