These are some classic funny Men Jokes, jokes about men, the way that men think and life from a man’s perspective.
Now in his mid thirties, Roger had become increasingly frustrated about his hair receding and most of all the fact that he was developing a bald patch. So when he went to the barber for his regular haircut, he asked the barber if he knew of any way to treat […]
The Best Collection Of Men Jokes
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These are some classic funny Men Jokes, jokes about men, the way that men think and life from a man’s perspective.
We believe we have one of the best and funniest Men Jokes collections on the web and hope that having browsed through our collection that you agree.
We also have some great Women Jokes on the Laughline, another great collection that we are sure you will enjoy.
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Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife put her foot down and told him in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t going on the trip. Well naturally […]
Here’s a funny story about a permanent erection, enjoy. A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no men […]
A man was showering in the changing room after a workout session in the gym with a friend. While he was showering he couldn’t help but notice that his friend was very well endowed. “Wow Tom, I’m impressed!” Harry said, pointing towards his friend’s stunning manhood. “Well, I wasn’t always […]
Have you ever thought about the laws of nature? I find it quite amazing just how many there are and also that these laws of mother nature always hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow up to be an ape. That’s right, see. Likewise, a […]
To all the ladies reading this, I’m sure you know how hard it is to find the perfect gift for the special man in your life. As a man, I know it’s very often hard to find the perfect gift to please your woman, but this dilemna does work both […]
Just in case you were wondering what the eight qualities of a perfect husband were: BraveIntelligentGentlePoliteEnergeticNuttyIndustriousSensitive And if all else fails, well … just read the CAPITAL LETTERS only. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-oevoi
Ok, it’s time to please you ladies out there with some “Men Are Like” jokes. If you have any more good ones, please use the comment form at the bottom of the page to let us know and we will add them to the list. Men are like Placemats. They […]
A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch, when he noticed an old friend of his who was also dining there. What really caught the farmer’s attention, was that his friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew that his old friend was a fairly conservative fellow, so […]
Doesn’t it seem funny when you think about it, that in general, men are just happier people than women. Have you ever noticed that compared with women, men are rarely depressed and wondered why that is? Here are just a few reasons why that might be… Your last name stays […]
This is a really good one for you ladies who want to get a better understanding of men. It’s all about Men’s Speech Patterns. We all know how men say one thing when they really mean another, or say something because they are too chicken to tell the truth, or […]
“You looked troubled”, I said to my friend when we were talking the other day. “What’s the problem?” I asked him. He answered, “I’m going to be a father”. “But that’s wonderful news,” I said. “How come you look so troubled?” He replied, “There’s wonderful about it? My wife doesn’t […]