Funny Men Jokes

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We believe we have one of the best and funniest Men Jokes collections on the web and hope that having browsed through our collection that you agree.

We also have some great Women Jokes on the Laughline, another great collection that we are sure you will enjoy.


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Bald Patch

Now in his mid thirties, Roger had become increasingly frustrated about his hair receding and most of all the fact that he was developing a bald patch. So when he […]

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Fishing Trip

Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife […]

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Permanent Erection

Here’s a funny story about a permanent erection, enjoy. A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter […]

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In The Changing Room

A man was showering in the changing room after a workout session in the gym with a friend. While he was showering he couldn’t help but notice that his friend […]

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The Laws Of Nature

Have you ever thought about the laws of nature? I find it quite amazing just how many there are and also that these laws of mother nature always hold fast […]

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The Perfect Gift

To all the ladies reading this, I’m sure you know how hard it is to find the perfect gift for the special man in your life. As a man, I […]

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The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Husband

Just in case you were wondering what the eight qualities of a perfect husband were: BraveIntelligentGentlePoliteEnergeticNuttyIndustriousSensitive And if all else fails, well … just read the CAPITAL LETTERS only. Image […]

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Men Are Like – One Liners

Ok, it’s time to please you ladies out there with some “Men Are Like” jokes. If you have any more good ones, please use the comment form at the bottom […]

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An Old Friend

A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch, when he noticed an old friend of his who was also dining there. What really caught the farmer’s attention, was […]

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Men Are Just Happier People Than Women

Doesn’t it seem funny when you think about it, that in general, men are just happier people than women. Have you ever noticed that compared with women, men are rarely […]

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Men’s Speech Patterns

This is a really good one for you ladies who want to get a better understanding of men. It’s all about Men’s Speech Patterns. We all know how men say […]

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You Look Troubled

“You looked troubled”, I said to my friend when we were talking the other day. “What’s the problem?” I asked him. He answered, “I’m going to be a father”. “But […]