Jokes in category:  Men Jokes

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Housework Challenged Men

One day, my husband, who is pretty much housework challenged, decided to wash his college sweatshirt. Barely seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to me, “Sweetheart, what setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends”, I replied. “What does it say on your […]

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The Fishing Trip

One afternoon the wife is at home in the middle of doing her housework, when the phone rings. It’s her husband on the phone. He says to her, “Hi honey. I have been asked to go on a fishing trip at a big lake up in Canada with my boss […]

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Why Men Have Better Friends

Have you ever wondered why men have better friends than women? Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about […]

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Men’s Help Line

Somewhere in a call center a phone rings. A voice says, “Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?” The caller replies, “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that […]

Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? | | | V It’s because she smells like a new truck!

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Lost In Lowes

Two men, one who is an old timer, and the other who is a young man, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when suddenly they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, “I’m terribly sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I […]

The Bachelor Cookbook

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, and their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one bachelor, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too many fancy recipes in it, eh?” asked the other bachelor. “You said it”, the first bachelor replied. “Every one of […]