Jokes in category:  Men Jokes

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Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? | | | V It’s because she smells like a new truck!

The Bachelor Cookbook

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, and their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one bachelor, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too many fancy recipes in it, eh?” asked the other bachelor. “You said it”, the first bachelor replied. “Every one of […]

Black And Blue

A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]