Jokes in category:  Men Jokes

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The Husbands Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose the perfect husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the […]

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Housework Challenged Men

One day, my husband, who is pretty much housework challenged, decided to wash his college sweatshirt. Barely seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to me, “Sweetheart, what setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends”, I replied. “What does it say on your […]

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Why Men Have Better Friends

Have you ever wondered why men have better friends than women? Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about […]

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Men’s Help Line

Somewhere in a call center a phone rings. A voice says, “Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?” The caller replies, “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that […]

Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? | | | V It’s because she smells like a new truck! 60 SHARES […]