My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus”. I […]
The Best Collection Of Medical Jokes
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We have more than 90 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
We know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that here on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of Medical Jokes on the internet, with jokes about hospitals, doctors, nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply from the patient: Well, it all started when I got married […]
I had this long time friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, just looking at him as he would always look like he was leaning, so I suggested he went to see a doctor and have his legs checked […]
The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a drill in his hand. As he started the drill going, with that shrill sound that sets everyone’s teeth on edge, […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all”. “Me neither docor”, her husband said, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids”. Image used […]
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betweeen a Specialist, a General Practitioner and a Pathologist? Well, here in a nutshell we can resolve that problem for you by defining the differences between these three professions in simple language that you should understand. A Specialist is someone who knows […]
So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and the doctor found him sitting in his office in a rented tuxedo with a black tie. The doctor took a […]
A man with a nervous disorder went to see the doctor and he was late for his appointment. The Doctor was rather angry with him and said, “I see you are over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s […]
Bob hadn’t been feeling very well recently, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. After giving Bob a thorough physical examination and running multiple tests on him, the doctor asked him to sit down and gave him the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news […]
A well respected surgeon was relaxing in his armchair one evening, not long after he had arrived home from a long day at work in the hospital. As he was watching the evening news on television, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered the phone and heard the familiar voice […]
Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. He didn’t know where he was at first, but then […]