Murphy went to see the doctor complaining that he was suffering from insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but could find nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the […]
Funny Medical Jokes
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We have more than 120 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
We know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that here on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of Medical Jokes on the internet, with jokes about hospitals, doctors, nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
If you enjoy our jokes, please share them with your friends to help spread some laughter around the world.
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A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted because it had decayed and was seriously giving him a lot of pain. The dentist sat the man down […]
My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit […]
A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the […]
I had this long time friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, just looking at him as he would […]
The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at […]
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betweeen a Specialist, a General Practitioner and a Pathologist? Well, here in a nutshell we can resolve that problem for you by […]
So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and […]
A man with a nervous disorder went to see the doctor and he was late for his appointment. The Doctor was rather angry with him and said, “I see you […]
Bob hadn’t been feeling very well recently, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. After giving Bob a thorough physical examination and running multiple tests on him, […]