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The Best Collection Of Medical Jokes
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We have more than 90 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
We know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that here on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of Medical Jokes on the internet, with jokes about hospitals, doctors, nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
If you enjoy our jokes, please share them with your friends to help spread some laughter around the world.
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Doing rounds in the hospital, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling out, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” “Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague. Her colleague replied, “Oh, he likes to call the shots around here”. Sounds rather like a lot of surgeons actually. Image used […]
My doctor told me “Exercise is good for you.” So, I have worked out this easy daily exercise program that I can do anywhere. This is a very old joke, but fits in perfectly with the mood for lockdown during Covid. I hope we will have soon put this all […]
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a new medical study that linked male obesity to a virus that saps your energy. One evening, my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work. “Did you read that article in the paper today?” he asked me. “Not yet”, I […]
A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands during a procedure that had taken a renowned surgeon hours to perform. “I’m so pleased to see you Doctor”, the man said excitedly and dramatically held up […]
This is a joke about building castles in the air, which means “To create dreams, hopes, or plans that are impossible, unrealistic, or have very little chance of succeeding”. So, what’s the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist? A neurotic is the person who builds a castle […]
This is a short story about how Medicare coverage actually works. The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” The voice at the other end of the phone says, “Mrs. Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor […]
A new mother went to the psychiatrist because she was worried about her baby. “Doctor,” she said, “Since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the […]
A mother took her sixteen year old daughter to see the doctor. The doctor beckoned the pair into his consulting room and said to the mother, “Good afternoon Mrs. Jenkins, what’s the problem?” The mother said, “Well doctor, it’s my daughter Bethany. She keeps getting these cravings you see. She […]
Hello, and thank you for calling the mental health hotline. Please listen to the following options so we can direct your call: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, […]
A woman rushed in to see her doctor, hoping that he could give her a diagnosis of what her problem was. The poor woman was looking stressed and worried like she was about to lose it. When the doctor was available to see her and asked her what the problem […]