Murphy was critically ill and was admitted to the General Hospital one evening, being rushed straight to the coronary care unit. Time was of the essence, and so as soon as he was wheeled into the room and placed in bed, the scene became frenzied sea of activity. Nurses rushed […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of more than 50 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]
A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]
A young mother took her son to the dentist as he was having a lot of toothache. The dentist told her that the tooth was decayed and would have to come out. After the tooth had been removed, the dentist said to the young mother, “I am sorry madam, but […]
A ballerina goes to the doctor and says to him, “Doctor I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart”. She poor girl is practically in tears as she relates her tale to the doctor. “Hmmm”, says the Doctor, “Do you think you […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]
A psychiatrist was interviewing a new patient who had been recommended to see him. “You say that you are here” the psychiatrist inquired, “because your family is worried about your taste in socks?” “Yes that’s correct”, the patient muttered. “I like wool socks”. “But that’s perfectly normal”, replied the psychiatrist. […]
Health experts in Europe now say that one carrot a day can help to keep you free of colon cancer. It made me think though. You know, I just hope they mean you eat i!.
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help her to relax, he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. “Do you […]
