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Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of more than 50 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” […]
An elderly lady went to the dentist, who couldn’t help but notice that she was looking very nervous as she sat down in the dental chair. To try and help her to relax, he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. “Do you […]
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions about her sex life, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked her, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face […]
A woman goes to the Doctor, as she is worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks her: “What’s the problem? The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It really scares me.” The Doctor says: […]
I went to the doctor today to get my annual health check. The nurse started the examination with some basic questions. “How much do you weigh?” she asked me. “135 pounds”, I replied. The nurse then had me stand on the scales. It turns out my weight is actually 180 […]
An old man went to the doctor for his annual physical examination. The doctor, seeing that the man looked a little worried, asked whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth”, the old man said, “Yes there is something that’s been troubling me. You see, I seem to […]
A young man was feeling ill, so he asked a friend of his to recommend a doctor who specialised in internal medicine. “I know a great one”, his friend said, “but he is very expensive. He charges $400 for the first visit and $100 for each visit after that”. Well, […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we got dressed and rushed to the emergency room. They examined him and performed some tests to determine the source of the pain. My husband decided not to […]
