Funny Medical Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/xubangwen/9642236052We have more than 120 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.

We know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.

We believe that here on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of Medical Jokes on the internet, with jokes about hospitals, doctors, nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.

If you enjoy our jokes, please share them with your friends to help spread some laughter around the world.

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Premature Ejaculation

Premature ejaculation is a problem that many men suffer from as they get older and Bob had got to that time in his life where it was affecting his performance […]

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Terrible Constipation

An old lady was suffering from terrible constipation, so she decided to pay a visit to her doctor. The doctor gave her two suppositories and told her to go home […]

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The Small Tropical Island

The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on […]

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The Stammerers Action Group

Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in […]

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Doctor Doctor Jokes

We know you love Doctor Doctor jokes, so here are a few to make you chuckle. If you know any more and would like to share them with us, please […]

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A Man Went To See His Doctor

A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house. The doctor gave […]

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Red Hair

A couple went to see the obstetrician, because their young daughter had red hair. “Doctor”, the girl’s father said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I am really concerned about […]

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Prescription For Viagra

A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. […]

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Bladder Infection

Murphy went to see the doctor because he had ended up with a bladder infection. As you might imagine a bladder infection can be rather painful and Murphy put off […]

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A Month To Live

“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” the […]

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Texas Billionaire

A Texas billionaire fell seriously ill and was taken into hospital. None of the doctors who examined him were able to figure out what was causing his illness. They had […]

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My Doctor

My Doctor! If you love doctor jokes, here is a collection of funny one-liners about my doctor. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did compiling them and if […]