A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup. He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call it, sits her down in the dentist chair and begins the checkup. After the dentist has through examined her, he […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of more than 50 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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A young mother went to see her doctor because she was worried about her new baby. “Doctor”, she said, “since I had my baby I can’t sleep at night. When I am in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls […]
After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine health for your age. Is there anything that you would like to ask me?” “Well”, the man said, “I was […]
An old county doctor had to ride way out to in the middle of nowhere to the boondocks to help deliver a baby. It was so far out in fact, that by the time he arrived it was already getting dark and he found that there was nobody at home, […]
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group, “You all have obsessions”. To the first young mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. […]
A visit to the gynecologist is never a pleasant experience I’m sure. As a man I can only equate it as being similar to having a prostate exam or maybe having a tooth filled. Anyhow, this story about a visit to the gynecologist is fairly old now I’m sure, but […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations tha I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few moments later, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me the one question that I didn’t […]
Murphy was critically ill and was admitted to the General Hospital one evening, being rushed straight to the coronary care unit. Time was of the essence, and so as soon as he was wheeled into the room and placed in bed, the scene became frenzied sea of activity. Nurses rushed […]
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]
A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]
