We have more than 90 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
Murphy went into his doctor’s office to get his annual medical examination results. The doctor looked at him and said, “Mr. Murphy. We have had the results of your medical examination back and I’m afraid they aren’t good. Please take a seat if you will”. Murphy sat down and the […]
The Best Collection Of Medical Jokes
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We have more than 90 of the best Medical Jokes in our collection, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
We know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that here on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of Medical Jokes on the internet, with jokes about hospitals, doctors, nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
If you enjoy our jokes, please share them with your friends to help spread some laughter around the world.
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Right before the last extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. He debated what to do, as he didn’t want to cancel the patient’s appointment, the poor man had been suffering with severe toothache for several days. Having decided […]
If you get laryngitis it’s no laughing matter, as you can see from the expression on this woman’s face. But sometimes, one person’s problems can be another person’s blessing, as you will find out as you read on. A man called up his doctor and said to him, “Doctor, my […]
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND […]
A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
An amazing new doctor arrived in a small Midwest town and the word quickly got around that he could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was astounded by what he could do, everyone except that is for old Bill Johnson, who was the town skeptic. Now old Bill Johnson wouldn’t believe […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains, so he asked a friend if he could recommend a Doctor of Internal Medicine. “I know a great Doctor of Internal Medicine”, his friend said, “but the only problem is, he is very expensive. He charges $500 for the first […]
Here’s a good coffee joke about a man who went to see the doctor… “Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”
Here’s a lovely story about a midget’s testicles that is sure to upset somebody. Hopefully the rest of you will find it funny and get a good laugh out of it. A midget went to see his doctor, complaining that his testicles ached all the time. The doctor asked the […]
