Jokes in category:  Medical Jokes

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We have a great collection of more than 50 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.

I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.

We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.

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Four Young Mothers

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group, “You all have obsessions”. To the first young mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. […]

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Critically Ill

Murphy was critically ill and was admitted to the General Hospital one evening, being rushed straight to the coronary care unit. Time was of the essence, and so as soon as he was wheeled into the room and placed in bed, the scene became frenzied sea of activity. Nurses rushed […]

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Insomnia

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]

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Bad Toothache

A man goes to the dentist with bad toothache. Having checked the tooth, the dentist tells him, “your aching tooth will have to come out, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes”. The man asks the dentist, “How much will it cost to pull the tooth out?” The […]