A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over lunch break, a small group of them was discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries. One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]
Arthur Benjamin loved to play practical jokes on people, but here he was stuck in hospital after an illness, and being fairly bored with life on the ward, he was desperate to play some kind of practical joke on the nursing staff. Just before midday, the nurse brought a lunch […]
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in, and he looked very tired and had a somber look on his face. I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news,” he said as he looked around […]
Medical terms are not the same the whole world over, and they are in fact very different in the southern states of the USA, especially once you get away from the main towns and cities and find yourself in the boondocks. Here are a few examples that you might find […]
While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” the Doctor says, “this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched”. The Doctor says to one of the students, “Murphy, […]
Yesterday I went to see the doctor for my annual physical exam, and while I was there he asked me about the level of exercise I had on a regular day. “Well Doctor” I began, “yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake and barely escaped from an […]
Harold feared that his wife Dorothy wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought that if she was going deaf that she might need a hearing aid. He wasn’t quite sure how to approach her, and so he telephoned the family Doctor to discuss the problem with […]
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”
A doctor is making his rounds in a Dublin Hospital