Jokes in category:  Medical Jokes

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Here are some great jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick. I hope you enjoy them.

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Private Parts

A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]

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Medical Records

The following are extracts that have been taken from medical records, written by physicians and from examinations of patients across North America. Sometimes when we are writing notes, it’s easy to write something that reads funny afterwards, but some of these extracts make you wonder about the state of mind […]

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Viagra Announcement

Today there has been a new announcement from the medical world. They have finally released details of the ingredients in Viagra: 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 92% Fix-A-Flat   Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Viagra_in_Pack.jpg