A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first examination. After a few minutes, the doctor arrived, and proceeded to examine the baby. He checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked the woman if the […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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A young man is lying in bed in the hospital after his operation, with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears, and explains to him that she is there to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse”, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, […]
There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done. The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?” The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m […]
A man has had a minor operation, and is recovering from his surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m ok”, he said to the nurse, “but I didn’t like the four letter word that the doctor used in surgery”. “What did he say”, asked the nurse. […]
A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over lunch break, a small group of them was discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries. One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]
Arthur Benjamin loved to play practical jokes on people, but here he was stuck in hospital after an illness, and being fairly bored with life on the ward, he was desperate to play some kind of practical joke on the nursing staff. Just before midday, the nurse brought a lunch […]
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in, and he looked very tired and had a somber look on his face. I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news,” he said as he looked around […]
Medical terms are not the same the whole world over, and they are in fact very different in the southern states of the USA, especially once you get away from the main towns and cities and find yourself in the boondocks. Here are a few examples that you might find […]
While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” the Doctor says, “this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched”. The Doctor says to one of the students, “Murphy, […]