Here’s a good coffee joke about a man who went to see the doctor… “Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of more than 80 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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Here’s a lovely story about a midget’s testicles that is sure to upset somebody. Hopefully the rest of you will find it funny and get a good laugh out of it. A midget went to see his doctor, complaining that his testicles ached all the time. The doctor asked the […]
A mother and father made a doctor’s appointment for their six year old son. With some hesitation, they explained to the doctor, that although their little Johnny appeared to be in good health, they were concerned that he had a rather small penis. After examining the young boy, the doctor […]
A man paid a visit to the doctor and told him, “Doctor, Doctor please you have to help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have sex?” the doctor asked him. “Twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, the man […]
A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup. He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call it, sits her down in the dentist chair and begins the checkup. After the dentist has through examined her, he […]
A young mother went to see her doctor because she was worried about her new baby. “Doctor”, she said, “since I had my baby I can’t sleep at night. When I am in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls […]
After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine health for your age. Is there anything that you would like to ask me?” “Well”, the man said, “I was […]
An old county doctor had to ride way out to in the middle of nowhere to the boondocks to help deliver a baby. It was so far out in fact, that by the time he arrived it was already getting dark and he found that there was nobody at home, […]
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group, “You all have obsessions”. To the first young mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. […]
A visit to the gynecologist is never a pleasant experience I’m sure. As a man I can only equate it as being similar to having a prostate exam or maybe having a tooth filled. Anyhow, this story about a visit to the gynecologist is fairly old now I’m sure, but […]
