An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
Our collection has over 50 jokes and funny stories about doctors, nurses and hospitals. I hope you enjoy them.
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Two Greek medical students were walking along the street in Athens, when they saw an old man who was walking with his legs spread apart. The old man was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people […]
We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on patients charts: Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year On the 2nd […]
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked,”Well, do you smoke tobacco […]
Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]
A mute man was walking down the street one day, and bumped into a friend of his, who was also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!) “Oh, stop that hand-waving, I can talk now!” Intrigued, the mute pressed him […]
A young woman went to her doctor, crying “Please doctor, you have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, […]
Let me tell you about my doctor… My doctor is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a […]
As I am getting on a bit in years, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. So, I described to him a typical day… “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, which consisted of about 7 miles through some pretty rough […]
A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, he then had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that contained with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N […]
