An old man went to the doctor for his annual physical examination. The doctor, seeing that the man looked a little worried, asked whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth”, the old man said, “Yes there is something that’s been troubling me. You see, I seem to […]
Jokes in category: Medical Jokes
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We have a great collection of more than 50 Medical Jokes here for you, with everything from a trip to the doctor to a nasty experience in hospital.
I know it’s not funny getting sick, but it does provide us with a lot of scenarios to make jokes about.
We believe that on The Laughline we have one of the best collections of jokes about hospitals, doctors and nurses and just about anything to do with medicine and getting sick.
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A young man was feeling ill, so he asked a friend of his to recommend a doctor who specialised in internal medicine. “I know a great one”, his friend said, “but he is very expensive. He charges $400 for the first visit and $100 for each visit after that”. Well, […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we got dressed and rushed to the emergency room. They examined him and performed some tests to determine the source of the pain. My husband decided not to […]
A woman paid a visit to a medical clinic, where she was seen by one of the new younger doctors. After only four minutes in consultation, she burst out of the room, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor was able to stop her and asked her […]
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]
An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. As is fairly typical in a shared medical office, the waiting room was packed with patients, all waiting to see their respective doctors. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed that the […]
One day while Bob and Vivian were walking past the swimming pool at the mental hospital where they were patients, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end. He immediately sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Vivian promptly jumped in to save him. She swam right to […]
A man has been in hospital for 30 years when suddenly he wakes up from his coma. After waking up, he gets assessed by a team of specialists, who agree that his medical condition is stable, and he will be able to go home. A few days later, the man […]
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
