Jokes in category:  Marriage Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.maxpixel.net/Bridal-Cake-Decoration-Wedding-Anniversary-3636759These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.

This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.

We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.

We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!

As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Going Away On Holiday

Bob calls over to his neighbour: “Hey Larry, going away on holiday again this summer?” “Yes, I hope to”, said Larry, “but I need a different suggestion.” “Go ahead ask me”, says Bob. “You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry says. […]

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Homeless Woman

I was walking down the street, when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman, who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with […]

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The Ugly Child

A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnan,t and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]

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Severly Burned

A married couple were in a car terrible accident, and the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin […]

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Married Life

I wonder how many of us men have had similar episodes to this happen during their married life… Of course these days it’s more likely to be a texted conversation, but back in the day… A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a […]