Jokes in category:  Marriage

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Well there would be no Mother-in-law jokes for a start, or wedding jokes, and no funny wedding videos.

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]

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Deathbed Confession

A man was taking his last breaths on his deathbed, his wife was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her praying momentarily aroused him from his slumber. He looked up at her, and his pale lips began to move […]

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Wedding Day

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn […]

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Uncle Jim

Mike called home one afternoon, as he was feeling hungry, and was curious as to what his wife was making for dinner. “Hello?” said a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” said Mike. “Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Jim.” After […]

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Old Aunt Emma

A couple’s happy married life almost went on the rocks, because of old Aunt Emma who was living with them. For seventeen long years, old Aunt Emma lived with them, and she was always crotchety, and always demanding, and she had made their life a living hell. Pretty much, their […]