Jokes in category:  Marriage

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.maxpixel.net/Bridal-Cake-Decoration-Wedding-Anniversary-3636759Ah yes, married life! Where would we be without jokes about married life and the ups and downs of being chained to a spouse.

Well there would be no Mother-in-law jokes for a start, or wedding jokes, and no funny wedding videos.

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Cyanide

A nice, calm and respectable looking lady went into the pharmacy. She walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to […]

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I Won The Lottery

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? Well, a woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack […]