Jokes in category:  Marriage Jokes

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This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.

We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.

We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!

As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Doctor Johnson

Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could help them. The Browns came to see the doctor as they felt that their sex life had become rather mundane […]

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24 Hours To Live

A man returns from a visit to the doctor and tells his wife the horrific news, the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. With this in mind, the man does what any number of other men would do in his position and asks his […]

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The Bride To Be

The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice her stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any wedding bands yet?” “Oh no”, the bride to be responded, “I […]

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Watching Television

A married couple are sitting on the couch one evening watching television. They were watching a romantic drama and the wife was getting upset and teary eyed. Her husband asked her: “Why do you weep and snuffle over a television program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never […]

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The Private Detective

Helen inquired of the private detective that she had hired, “So, did you trail my husband last night?” “Yes madam, I did”. “And what happened?”, Helen asked him, naturally curious as to what her husband had been up to. The private detective replied, “I followed your husband to a bar, […]

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Fearsome Arguments

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout at his wife, “When I die, I will dig my way […]

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Deathbed

Harold was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. “Please promise to fulfill my last request, Sheila”, he said to his wife, who was sitting by the side of his bed. “Of course, Harold”, his wife said softly. “Six months after I die”, he said, “I want you to marry Tim”. […]

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Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, seeking a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says to the man, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce”. “I want a divorce Your Honour”, the man says, “because I live in a two-story house”. The Judge […]