One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up from the table in a rage, said “And you are no good in bed either” and stormed out of the […]
The Best Collection Of Married Life Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny married life jokes and marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings, going on honeymoon and married life in general.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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Here’s a great collection of quotes about marriage that are sure to have you laughing and no doubt probably nodding in agreement as well. Welcome to the lighter side of marriage: Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence! Marriage is very much like a […]
After years of frustration, trying to start a family without success, Mr and Mrs Jones decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off to the office darling. The man should […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there. If the argument […]
A married man was grocery shopping at his local supermarket when he noticed that a very attractive woman was waving at him. She walked up to him and said, “Hello” with a smile. The man was rather surprised by this, because he couldn’t place where he knew her from, so […]
A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
One evening, soon after our last child left home for university, I carefully removed my husband’s glasses while he was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. “You know, honey”, I said to him sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome […]
So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from the city and one was a farm girl from Alabama. The counselor first asked them if they planned on having […]
Everyone has heard about the Ten Commandments of course, but have you heard about the Ten Commandments Of Marriage? You probably didn’t realise that the Ten Commandments Of Marriage existed, most people don’t, but if you have been married and read through the list below, I am sure you will […]
Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he realized he had left his plane ticket on top of the dresser. Pleased with himself that he had allowed plenty […]
Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their 30th wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her. Bob looked at his wife for a minute, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” Delores asked him, “What does that […]
Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]