Jokes in category:  Marriage Jokes

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This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.

We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.

We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!

As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Potted Geraniums

“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have any potted geraniums”, the lady at the florists said. She then added helpfully, “could you use African violets?” “No”, replied Martin sadly, “it was the potted geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone for the week”.