Harold feared that his wife Dorothy wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought that if she was going deaf that she might need a hearing aid. He wasn’t quite sure how to approach her about this delicate matter, so he telephoned the family Doctor to discuss […]
The Best Collection Of Married Life Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny married life jokes and marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings, going on honeymoon and married life in general.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen calling "'what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"
Have you ever been unfaithful? Here’s a sweet story about being unfaithful that we hope will raise a laugh or two. An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Helen, soon we will have been […]
Bill worked hard at the plant and spent most evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife began to think that he was pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday treat she took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them […]
A man was reading the wanted classified ads in the newspaper and saw one about a Ferrari that was for sale. It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00”. He laughed to himself and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another […]
Driving home after celebrating their twenty fifth anniversary dining at a fancy restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening. “Oh. it’s not over yet”, he said with a grin. So they got home, parked the car in the garage and once they were in the house, the […]
At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, was selected as the couple in the room who had been married for the longest time. The DJ asked them, […]
A woman was applying for a job fruit picking in a Florida lemon grove. The foreman looked at her, and just the way she looked, she seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter […]
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an […]
We have all heard of the phrase “revenge is sweet”, but nothing can be sweeter than this true story of a couple who had recently got divorced. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and […]