These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Helen, soon we will have been married for 50 years, and there’s something I have to ask. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been […]
A man was reading the wanted ads and saw one about a Ferrari that was for sale. It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new,” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00.” He laughed to himself, and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another mistake.” But he decided […]
At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, was selected as the couple in the room who had been married for the longest time. The DJ asked them, […]
A woman was applying for a job fruit picking in a Florida lemon grove. The foreman looked at her, and just the way she looked, she seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter […]
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an […]
We have all heard of the phrase “revenge is sweet”, but nothing can be sweeter than this true story of a couple who had recently got divorced. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and […]