Bob calls over to his neighbour: “Hey Larry, going away on holiday again this summer?” “Yes, I hope to”, said Larry, “but I need a different suggestion.” “Go ahead ask me”, says Bob. “You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry says. […]
Jokes in category: Marriage
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This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]
A wife came home early from work one day, and caught her husband in the act! She found him in their bedroom, and he was in the middle of making love to a very attractive young woman. And as you can well imagine, she was somewhat upset. “You are a […]
I was walking down the street, when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman, who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with […]
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnan,t and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]
A married couple were in a car terrible accident, and the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin […]
A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Her husband replied, “well, after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship”. “So, if I died and you got married […]
A married couple who were both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them on their many happy years together, and she granted them each one a wish. The wife thought for a few minutes, and then said to the […]
I wonder how many of us men have had similar episodes to this happen during their married life… Of course these days it’s more likely to be a texted conversation, but back in the day… A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]