So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
The Best Collection Of Married Life Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny married life jokes and marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings, going on honeymoon and married life in general.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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A widower never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive, but after she passed away, he found that now he was living on his own, he was desperately missing his wife. So he went to see a psychic to see if she could put him in contact […]
Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]
One hundred married men were asked what the bottom line was between being single and being married. A number of the men came up with a variety of answers, but they all agreed that the answer which beat them all hands down was this one below: When you are single, […]
In a recent survey of women who had been married for ten years or more, eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. A further fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didn’t care, they would have married him anyway! […]
Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman for several years. Their marriage had been very happy and they had a great sex life, until out of the […]
Did you know that there are five kinds of sex during marriage? Yes indeed, there are five kinds of sex during marriage. If you don’t believe me, I have detailed these below and if you have been married for a while, or indeed like me been divorced, I’m sure you […]
Have you ever seen a garage full of junk like this? Well, my garage sure was full of junk! There were old tools, offcuts of wood, old paint cans, off-cuts of carpet, fishing gear, boots… You name it, the garage probably had at least one of that item. It sure […]
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to her bed and only had hours left to live, so she called her husband to her bedside and told him […]
Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with both of them starting them. After a few months of marriage it seemed like their lives were nothing but arguments, […]
A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered over their pet parrot and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrived a short while after, […]
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]