Jokes in category:  Marriage

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.maxpixel.net/Bridal-Cake-Decoration-Wedding-Anniversary-3636759Ah yes, married life! Where would we be without jokes about married life and the ups and downs of being chained to a spouse.

Well there would be no Mother-in-law jokes for a start, or wedding jokes, and no funny wedding videos.

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Big Arse

A couple who had been married for a few years were out working in the garden together one sunny afternoon. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your arse is getting huge. It’s starting to resemble an elephant’s arse. I […]

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]

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Deathbed Confession

A man was taking his last breaths on his deathbed, his wife was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her praying momentarily aroused him from his slumber. He looked up at her, and his pale lips began to move […]