So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that […]
Funny Married Life Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny married life jokes and marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings, going on honeymoon and married life in general.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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