These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
Jokes in category: Marriage Jokes
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These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”. Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter. She […]
A husband and wife went to a marriage counselor after fifteen years of marriage. The counselor asked them what the problem was and the wife immediately went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the fifteen years that they had been married. She just went on […]
There once was a man who was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist to see if he could recommend anything that would help his situation. The psychiatrist told the man that he needed to build his self-esteem. He gave the man […]
Who wears the pants in your family? Robbie was always getting teased by his friends, who said that his wife was more successful than he was. Some of his friends even went so far as to insinuate that he was overshadowed by her and henpecked. Usually, because Robbie had a […]
Don’t you just love it when it’s the middle of the night, you are fast asleep and the phone rings! It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were fast asleep, when suddenly the phone rang, waking them both up with a jolt. The husband picked […]
It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]
This is a sweet story about a man who purchased a pocket Taser for his lovely wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and lived to tell the tale. This is […]
With a very seductive voice the sensual wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband, wondering what she had up her sleeve, so to speak. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, […]
