“Margaret”, her friend Helen asked thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband cheating with another woman?” “Another woman with MY husband?”, Margaret replied, “I’ve never thought about it, let me think…” So Margaret thought it over, and said to her friend, “Let’s see. First, I […]
Jokes in category: Marriage Jokes
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Funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
A pastor was addressing his congregation about marriage and staying together. He asked his flock: “How many couples here have been married for one year?” A bunch of people in the congregation raised their hands. The pastor then asked, “How many couples have been married five years?” Still quite a […]
One evening, not long after their honeymoon, John was out in the garage, welding some stuff for fun. Denise, his new wife, was standing there by the bench watching him with curiosity. After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking. Now that we are […]
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance as she walked out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she had dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, […]
Hands up if you have ever ended up in the doghouse? Have you ever had one of those days when your life and relationship with your wife just takes a giant leap downhill? Here is an example of just how easy it is to end up in that kind of […]
A couple spent years and years scrimping and saving, until one day the husband told his wife the good news. “Honey”, he said, “we have finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1999”. His wife’s eyes lit up as she realized what that meant. “You […]
Have you ever stopped to think just how marriage changes you and how life after marriage is often so different to how it was before, when you were single. Have a look at these and see how many ring true for you. I think you might be surprised… BEFORE – […]
I think this short message describes marriage in a nutshell: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman […]
An underwriter was leaving for work one day when his wife asked him, “Sweetheart, you always carry my photograph with you when you’re going to the office, I wondered why?” The underwriter replied, “Well, whenever I hit a problem, no matter how impossible it might seem, I just take a […]
