We have a great collection of the best funny marriage jokes and married life jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
Did you know that there are five kinds of sex during marriage? Yes indeed, there are five kinds of sex during marriage. If you don’t believe me, I have detailed these below and if you have been married for a while, or indeed like me been divorced, I’m sure you […]
The Best Collection Of Married Life
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We have a great collection of the best funny marriage jokes and married life jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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Have you ever seen a garage full of junk like this? Well, my garage sure was full of junk! There were old tools, offcuts of wood, old paint cans, off-cuts of carpet, fishing gear, boots… You name it, the garage probably had at least one of that item. It sure […]
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to her bed and only had hours left to live, so she called her husband to her bedside and told him […]
Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with both of them starting them. After a few months of marriage it seemed like their lives were nothing but arguments, […]
A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered over their pet parrot and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrived a short while after, […]
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]
One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up from the table in a rage, said “And you are no good in bed either” and stormed out of the […]
Here’s a great collection of quotes about marriage that are sure to have you laughing and no doubt probably nodding in agreement as well. Welcome to the lighter side of marriage: Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence! Marriage is very much like a […]
After years of frustration, trying to start a family without success, Mr and Mrs Jones decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off to the office darling. The man should […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there. If the argument […]
A married man was grocery shopping at his local supermarket when he noticed that a very attractive woman was waving at him. She walked up to him and said, “Hello” with a smile. The man was rather surprised by this, because he couldn’t place where he knew her from, so […]
A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]