Jokes in category:  Marriage

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Ah yes, married life! Where would we be without jokes about married life and the ups and downs of being chained to a spouse. Well there would be no Mother-in-law jokes for a start, or wedding jokes, and no funny wedding videos. I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

Going Away On Holiday

Bob calls over to his neighbour: “Hey Larry, going away on holiday again this summer?” “Yes, I hope to”, said Larry, “but I need a different suggestion.” “Go ahead ask me”, says Bob. “You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry says. […]

Homeless Woman

I was walking down the street, when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman, who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with […]

The Ugly Child

A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnan,t and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]

Severly Burned

A married couple were in a car terrible accident, and the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin […]