A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber. He called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” So, the woman gets […]
Jokes in category: Marriage Jokes
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Funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”. His wife, rather insulted at being called stupid, stopped and thought for a moment. In the silence that ensued, a silence such that you could […]
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. “Did you know that on average a woman speaks 30,000 words a day, compared to a man’s 15,000?” His wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!” […]
An elderly couple had a major argument, and as they drive home down a country road, there was total silence in the car, as neither of them wanted to concede their position. Neither of them wanted the argument to escalate again, which it was likely to, and so neither of […]
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends, when the subject of marriage counselling came up. “Oh! We will never need that”, the wife says. “My husband and I have a great relationship”. Their friends look on with interest as the wife explains. “He was a […]
Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very […]
It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example… […]
A professor of mathematics sent a text message to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that as you are 54 years old, I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not […]
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted a video recording of his wife’s activities so he could see for himself what she was getting up to. A week later, the private detective […]
Our marriage is a bit like riding a roller coaster, sometimes there are good days and other times bad days. Yesterday when I got home from work at the usual time, 6pm, I quickly found that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. On days like these, […]
