Jokes in category:  Marriage Jokes

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This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.

We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.

We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!

As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Marital Bliss

Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]

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The Marriage Counselor

A husband and wife went to a marriage counselor after fifteen years of marriage. The counselor asked them what the problem was and the wife immediately went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the fifteen years that they had been married. She just went on […]

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The Middle Of The Night

Don’t you just love it when it’s the middle of the night, you are fast asleep and the phone rings! It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were fast asleep, when suddenly the phone rang, waking them both up with a jolt. The husband picked […]