Men always like to brag about their marriages and just how much control they have over their wives. There were three married men talking in the pub, and the topic of their banter eventually turned to that of married life. Two of them were talking about the amount of control […]
Jokes in category: Marriage
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A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go off on the cruise.” “That’s a good […]
On Saturday night I took my wife to a disco, something we hadn’t done in a long time. Well, there was this guy on the dance floor, and he was definitely giving it the old John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. He was breakdancing, going somersaults and backflips, even moonwalking. […]
My wife has always wanted a fur jacket, and to be honest, while I have wanted to buy her one, just looking at the price tag has been enough to give me a mild heart attack. Well, last week I was walking past a clothing store, and I saw this […]
Harold had just finished eating his breakfast and as usual was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily paper. He came across an article about an actress who was about to marry a football player, known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge, as well as for […]
Fiona and Eric were due to be married in a few months, and the time had come for Fiona to look for a wedding dress. As with every young bride, she wanted to look stunning on her wedding day, and after much searching through all the bridal shops in the […]
Margaret’s husband had an annoying habit of searching through the refrigerator for a snack, usually while she was preparing their evening meal. This used to really agravate her, especially as she had often slaved over a hot stove for hours to prepare him a lovely meal, and she knew that […]
I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. The note read: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother.” So I did what any man would do in that situation… […]
Do you ever get those days when you just seem to get on the wrong side of your wife? I do, and today was one of those days. I arrived home from work at 5 pm as I usually do, only to find that this wasn’t one of her better […]
Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead […]