We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
One evening, soon after our last child left home for university, I carefully removed my husband’s glasses while he was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. “You know, honey”, I said to him sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome […]
The Best Collection Of Marriage Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life. We also have jokes filed under Bride Jokes, Bridegroom Jokes, Honeymoon Jokes, Husband Jokes, Wife Jokes and not forgetting our huge collection of Church Jokes.
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So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from the city and one was a farm girl from Alabama. The counselor first asked them if they planned on having […]
Everyone has heard about the Ten Commandments of course, but have you heard about the Ten Commandments Of Marriage? You probably didn’t realise that the Ten Commandments Of Marriage existed, most people don’t, but if you have been married and read through the list below, I am sure you will […]
Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he realized he had left his plane ticket on top of the dresser. Pleased with himself that he had allowed plenty […]
Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her. Bob looked at her for a minute, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” Delores asked him, “What does that mean?” Her […]
Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]
A small tourist hotel in a beach resort was filled with gossip due to an afternoon wedding that was being held there. There was nothing out of the ordinary about the wedding itself, however at this particular wedding, the groom was 95 years old and the bride was a beautiful […]
A married couple were out walking one day, when they came upon an old wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The wife decided that she would make a wish as well, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well and […]
This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband asked his new wife, “Do […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]