Jokes in category:  Marriage Jokes

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We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.

We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!

As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”

I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.

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Looking To Unwind

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber. He called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” So, the woman gets […]

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Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. “Did you know that on average a woman speaks 30,000 words a day, compared to a man’s 15,000?” His wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!” […]

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Good Days And Bad Days

Our marriage is a bit like riding a roller coaster, sometimes there are good days and other times bad days. Yesterday when I got home from work at the usual time, 6pm, I quickly found that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. On days like these, […]