We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]
The Best Collection Of Marriage Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy. These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
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After three years of marriage, Holly was still intrigued by things she had heard and trying to find out about her husband’s lurid past life. “Come on, tell me”, she asked him for what must have been the thousandth time. “I know you have been with a lot of woman […]
I’m not getting married again. I’ve learned my lesson. All those heartbreaks, all that grief, especially going through a messy divorce, it’s just not worth it. Instead, next time I feel the urge to get married, I’ll just find some woman I don’t like and buy her a house. Image […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements […]
Mary and John were having yet another marital argument. Mary, obviously both mad and upset, was having a go at him. “John, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk to me once in a while?” “Huh?” John responded, clueless as to what was her problem. “Look around you!” she […]
Bob was out in his back garden, trying to fly a kite. He threw the kite up into the air, to see the wind catch it for just a few seconds, before it came crashing back down to the ground. Bob tried this a number of times, but no matter […]
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years. It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife. Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those […]
Even though our wedding was being held in New Hampshire, I really wanted to add a touch of home from where I grew up in the state of Kansas to the wedding. My fiancee tried explaining this to a friend, saying that we were planning to have wheat rather than […]
