These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
Bob was out in his back garden, trying to fly a kite. He threw the kite up into the air, to see the wind catch it for just a few seconds, before it came crashing back down to the ground. Bob tried this a number of times, but no matter […]
The Best Collection Of Marriage Jokes
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These are funny jokes about marriage, getting married, weddings and married life. We have a great collection of the best marriage jokes here for you to enjoy.
This category also includes a number of jokes and funny stories about love, dating and relationships, which are of course what leads up to marriage and married life, or sometimes brings about it’s downfall.
We have funny stories about people getting married, with tales of the wedding going wrong and the honeymoon not turning out like they expected.
We also have plenty of jokes about living together and of course that most dreaded of all creatures, the Mother-In-Law!
As a wise old man once said to me (true story), “The secret to a happy marriage is in two little words – Yes Dear!”
I hope you enjoy our collection of funny material about married life.
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years. It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife. Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those […]
Even though our wedding was being held in New Hampshire, I really wanted to add a touch of home from where I grew up in the state of Kansas to the wedding. My fiancee tried explaining this to a friend, saying that we were planning to have wheat rather than […]
A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no matter how many books they read on fertility, the wife still failed to get pregnant. So, they went to their […]
You know what it’s like guys, you get married, the little lady looks after you in every way, at least for a while. That’s when you know the honeymoon is over. My wife is a registered nurse, and once upon a time she used to fuss over every pain or […]
If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today. Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?” Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?” Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”. Paddy: “Well, I was looking for […]
If you want to know what it’s like to be married for 20 years, have a read of this. If you have been married for 20 years, it’s quite likely that you can identify with this. A woman went upstairs and noticed that her husband was standing on the bathroom […]
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
