Funny Love Jokes

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This is a collection of love jokes, funny stories about romance, dating, marriage and relationships in general. We have funny stories about falling in love, falling out of love, marriage, divorce, cheating, affairs and more for you to enjoy.


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Stovepipe Hat

An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it […]

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Peeping Tom

“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him […]

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New Work Colleague

Terry bought his new work colleague home for dinner one day after a day at the office. He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife […]

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Amazingly Beautiful Girl

A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So […]

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Lingerie For Valentines Day

A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that […]

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If You Love Something

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If […]

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Lovers Lane

A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called […]

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True To Life Love Poems

We usually think of love poems as being all mushy and gooey and romantic and such. Here are some short more true to life love poems that you can probably […]

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Wife Or Mistress?

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer […]

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The Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

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Embarrassing Problems

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. […]