An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it […]
Funny Love Jokes
“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him […]
Terry bought his new work colleague home for dinner one day after a day at the office. He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So […]
A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that […]
I got engaged a while ago and the one thing that bugged me was how much should you spend on an engagement ring. My fiancée told me that the rule […]
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If […]
A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called […]
We usually think of love poems as being all mushy and gooey and romantic and such. Here are some short more true to life love poems that you can probably […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. […]