An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
The Best Collection Of Love Jokes
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If you are here you obviously love jokes but also love love jokes!
This is a collection of love jokes, funny stories about romance, dating, marriage and relationships in general. We have funny stories about falling in love, falling out of love, marriage, divorce, cheating, affairs and more for you to enjoy.
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“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him if I hadn’t stopped her”. “He must have made her very angry, all that peeking at her”, Bill replied, “I […]
Terry bought his new work colleague home for dinner one day after a day at the office. He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife rushed up to him, threw her arms around him and kissed him passionately. “My goodness”, said his colleague, “do you […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So the guy bought her a drink and they sat and chatted for a while, during which he just couldn’t take […]
A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that always advertised the sexiest of underwear for women. While he was browsing around the store, he noticed that as the […]
I got engaged a while ago and the one thing that bugged me was how much should you spend on an engagement ring. My fiancée told me that the rule of thumb on how much to spend on an engagement ring was two month’s salary. So, I moved to Haiti […]
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your […]
A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called “Lovers’ Lane”, with the interior light of the car brightly glowing. The trooper drives up slowly, stops his police car, […]
We usually think of love poems as being all mushy and gooey and romantic and such. Here are some short more true to life love poems that you can probably relate to more than all that lovey dovey stuff. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.But I only slept […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer and a manger to be discussing, but then again all three are the type who might indeed have a mistress, […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about […]