Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when your partner doesn’t quite turn out to be the “dream match” that you imagined they would be. A relationship is […]
Jokes in category: Love Jokes
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An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him if I hadn’t stopped her”. “He must have made her very angry, all that peeking at her”, Bill replied, “I […]
A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room. As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed. When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am […]
Terry bought his new work colleague home for dinner one day after a day at the office. He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife rushed up to him, threw her arms around him and kissed him passionately. “My goodness”, said his colleague, “do you […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So the guy bought her a drink and they sat and chatted for a while, during which he just couldn’t take […]
A man decides to buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day, so he pays a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that always advertises the sexiest of underwear for women. While he is looking around the store, he notices that as the prices of […]
I got engaged a while ago and the one thing that bugged me was how much should you spend on an engagement ring. My fiancée told me that the rule of thumb on how much to spend on an engagement ring was two month’s salary. So, I moved to Haiti […]
A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called “Lovers’ Lane”, with the interior light of the car brightly glowing. The trooper drives up slowly, stops his police car, […]
Bob was taking Sue out on their first date. When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were […]
