Jokes in category:  Love

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First Date

Bob was taking Sue out on their first date. When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were […]

True To Life Love Poems

We usually think of love poems as being all mushy and gooey and romantic and such. Here are some short more true to life love poems. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss. But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love […]

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Twenty Fifth Anniversary

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary at a fancy restaurant, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening. “Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little […]

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What Happens When You Fall In Love

What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? […]