If you are here you obviously love jokes but also love love jokes!
This is a collection of love jokes, funny stories about romance, dating, marriage and relationships in general. We have funny stories about falling in love, falling out of love, marriage, divorce, cheating, affairs and more for you to enjoy.
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This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today just isn’t your day” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/desperate-think-stressed-out-5011953/
Have you ever thought that making love is like baking a cake? Yes seriously, it really is. Read the recipe below and you will see just how similar it is. Right, are you ready? How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 […]
This is an experiment in switching mobile phones and no it’s not about switching from an iPhone to an Android phone or vice versa. Having read this, do you think the responses would the same if things were reversed and the women’s husbands were sending the first message? So, a […]
Here’s a good one for you called “The Ex Alphabet“. Many of us have an ex, quite a few have more than one ex I am sure. I know I do, but that’s another story, enough for a book in it’s own right… Ex’s can sometimes remain as friends, but […]
A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn […]
A young man went into a jewellery store and bought an expensive gold locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Would you like her name engraved upon it?” the jeweller asked him. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, “No, just engrave it with the following words:” […]
On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine restaurant, his choice naturally, David told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the […]
A young man knocked on the front door of his parents house, clearly in a state of distress. “Dad”, he said, “I need to ask your advice”. “Ok son”, his Dad said, ushering his son to take a seat on the couch. “Well”, his son began, “I had to go […]
It’s tough being a man, especially when everything that you say and do is twisted and used against you. Take the following situations, where no matter how hard you try and whatever you do, everything is your fault and you are in the wrong. If you put a woman on […]
This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door. They were right in the middle of, well you know what, I don’t have to go into graphic detail, but let’s just say the noise from the front door came as a […]
Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when your partner doesn’t quite turn out to be the “dream match” that you imagined they would be. A relationship is […]