A young man went into a jewellery store and bought an expensive gold locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Would you like her name engraved upon it?” the jeweller asked him. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, “No, just engrave it with the following words:” […]
The Best Collection Of Love Jokes
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On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine restaurant, his choice naturally, David told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the […]
A young man knocked on the front door of his parents house, clearly in a state of distress. “Dad”, he said, “I need to ask your advice”. “Ok son”, his Dad said, ushering his son to take a seat on the couch. “Well”, his son began, “I had to go […]
It’s tough being a man, especially when everything that you say and do is twisted and used against you. Take the following situations, where no matter how hard you try and whatever you do, everything is your fault and you are in the wrong. If you put a woman on […]
This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door. They were right in the middle of, well you know what, I don’t have to go into graphic detail, but let’s just say the noise from the front door came as a […]
Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when your partner doesn’t quite turn out to be the “dream match” that you imagined they would be. A relationship is […]
An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him if I hadn’t stopped her”. “He must have made her very angry, all that peeking at her”, Bill replied, “I […]
A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room. As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed. When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am […]