Bob was taking Sue out on their first date. When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were […]
Jokes in category: Love
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We usually think of love poems as being all mushy and gooey and romantic and such. Here are some short more true to life love poems. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss. But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to […]
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice calling out from behind him, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was […]
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary at a fancy restaurant, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening. “Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little […]
At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected. The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?” The woman said, “The three most important words in a marriage […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about […]
Julie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous. She arrives with her boyfriend at her parents house, introductions are made, and they all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. Julie begins […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? […]