Here are some great funny Life Jokes, funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.
Maria had a call one day from a lady who wanted to sign up for her weekly aerobics classes. She explained all about the classes, the timetable and the type of exercises that they involved, the lady seemed really interested in joining. When she asked what she should wear, Maria […]
The Best Collection Of Life Jokes
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Here are some great funny Life Jokes, funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.
This is quite a growing collection of funny stories about life in general, with more than 100 jokes in this category at the last count. We hope you enjoy them.
We cover everything here, from birth to growing older, to death and funerals. There is a bit of something for everyone if you want to put it that way.
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A young man walked into a flower shop. He looked around for a few minutes, then picked up a bunch of beautiful, red roses. As he was paying for them, the florist winked at him and said “I hope these get you laid tonight”. The young man quickly blushed and […]
Two friends were walking through town and one of them had a really terrible stutter. He tapped his friend on the shoulder and began to exclaim with a terrible stutter, “L-l-l-look-k-k over t-t-th-th-th-th-there!” His friend looked toward where the stutterer was gesturing, but he couldn’t see anything, so he asked, […]
I got to thinking last night, as you do after a few beers and you know what, I think that life is all backwards. I know, that sounds like a load of rubbish, especially after I have had a few beers, but drinking beer sometimes does send me off into […]
Here’s a lovely little story about trees, we hope you enjoy it. Ok, so two tall trees were growing in the woods. They had been growing next to each other for many years when one Spring they noticed that a small tree had begun to grow between them. One tree […]
Have you ever noticed that you find the most romantic people at home improvement centers. My son happens to work at a branch of a large chain of home improvement centers and one day he was helping a couple purchase a new front door for their home. After he asked […]
You have probably heard of “déjà vu”, which describes that uncanny sensation you’ve already experienced something, even when you know you never have. Experts generally agree this phenomenon probably relates to memory in some way. So, if you have déjà vu, you might have experienced a similar event before. You […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to give birth to their first child and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week or longer, […]
This is is a story I ame across recently about the theft of body parts. It’s really scary when you come to think about it, so I decided I had to share it with you in the hope that your awareness helps to stop it happening to you. Many of […]
I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us. In a state of shock and anticipation, she said to me, “Oh Roger, you haven’t been like this for 20 years” I twisted my arm and said, […]
One winter night, a heavy snow storm had covered a woman’s van with snow and it was stuck in their driveway, preventing her from driving it to work. Her husband got out the snow shovel and dug around the wheels to clear the snow. He then rocked the van back […]
One morning, a husband took a pair of his underwear out of the dresser drawer. “What the heck!” he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. “Heather”, he called into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” She quickly […]