A man enters a barber shop and asks the barber for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, the man mentions the problems that he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “Now, I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from […]
Jokes in category: Life
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]
If I get the chance to be reincarnated, I want to live my next life backwards. Want to know why? You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for […]
This ought to make you smile. It’s a true story – not a word of a lie… I was driving to work last Friday morning, and I came up behind a minivan, noticing a bumper sticker on the rear that read “Smile – It’s The 2nd Best Thing You Can […]
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when they came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. They both looked at the ticket, and date stamped on it showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed, and tried to remember which […]
Last night, just before we went to bed, I could hear a strange noise coming from outside. It wasn’t the normal constant “THUMP THUMP” sound that you hear when someone has the bass turned up, so that you don’t actually hear any music, just a thumping sound. It was a […]
Arthur goes to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them some drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, looking around the room (as you do), he notices a cute little […]
These are some laws of life that we are all aware of and I am sure that all of us have experienced most of them at one time or another. There is no scientific evidence for these, and yet they do seem to occur far more often than you would […]
We all have our embarrassing moments don’t we, but I wonder who of us can claim to have had the most embarrassing moment of all… I have had a few embarrassing moments in my life, but probably the worst that I can think of was a few years ago when […]
When he arrived home from work one day, Mike was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained to him what had happened… “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the […]