So Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, the […]
The Best Collection Of Life Jokes
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Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
A veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. When he finally got home from seeing to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting for him. She was wearing a black mini-dress with […]
Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. Years ago the kids used to be the same, so even on a hot day when we went out to […]
This is definitely the truth when it comes to inner peace: If you can start the day without caffeine. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles. If you can eat the same food every day and […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of her taxi and quietly approached the house, then opened the front door, took her coat off and kicked of her shoes. As quietly as she could, […]
Do you know the difference between a woman being pregnant or expecting? Here is a short funny story that might enlighten you somewhat. “How does your wife like being pregnant?” Richie asked his friend Mike. “Oh, my wife isn’t pregnant” Mike replied, “she’s expecting”. “Expecting but not pregnant? I don’t […]
A woman walked into the kitchen of their house to find her husband standing in the kitchen holding a fly swatter. He was standing still, the fly swatter held up as if ready to strike. “What on earth are you doing?” his wife asked him. “I’m hunting flies” her husband […]
Harry’s wife really loved singing, so she decided to join the church choir. Very often she would practice her singing while she was in the kitchen preparing their dinner. Whenever his wife would start singing a song, Harry would head outside and sit on the porch. His wife, with hurt […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder, what does your wife do all day? It might seem that your wife and the mother of your children spends most of the day idle, unless she has a job and is working of course. However, while it might be true in some cases, […]
