Jokes in category:  Life

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Jokes and funny stories about life. I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.

Life Is A Test

Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]

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At The Movie Theater

A man is at the movie theater watching a movie that he has wanted to see ever since he saw the trailer months before. However, he couldn’t hear the dialogue properly, because of the constant chatter of the two women who were sitting in front of him. All through the […]

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Men vs Women At The Drive Through ATM

A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines which will enable customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. […]

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The Barber Shop

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]