Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]
Jokes in category: Life
You may think that men and women shower the same way, but in reality, the way that a man showers is quite different to the way that a woman showers. The breakdown of just what men and women do when they take a shower (see below) should prove my point. […]
A man is at the movie theater watching a movie that he has wanted to see ever since he saw the trailer months before. However, he couldn’t hear the dialogue properly, because of the constant chatter of the two women who were sitting in front of him. All through the […]
Mothers look after us and care for us, and sometimes it seems to us that they are always nagging, although we learn later, if not at the time, that they are really (in their mind at least) doing it for our own good. But sometimes as we get older and […]
A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines which will enable customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. […]
A man enters a posh restaurant, wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is met by a bouncer, who tells him that he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So, the man goes out to his car, and he looks around for a necktie, and discovers […]
One time when I was home from college visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator, and to my surprise taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily dressed young […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
A man enters a barber shop and asks the barber for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, the man mentions the problems that he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “Now, I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from […]
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]