My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot! Guess what his big excuse is? “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!” My response to […]
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There are actually some advantages to living in a mobile home. One time, ours caught on fire and we met the fire department halfway there. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/camper-mobile-home-traveling-4775999/
Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he had believed for a long time that women in general and his wife in particular, talked way too much. So, […]
You know what it’s like, living in the city with heavy traffic and too many people. Allen got to wondering about what it would be like, living in Alaska as an Eskimo. The more he thought about this, the more he realized that the city was getting him down and […]
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down over a few beers, discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman said, “I believe that the fastest thing in life is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash” “That’s a […]
So Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, the […]
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
A veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. When he finally got home from seeing to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting for him. She was wearing a black mini-dress with […]
Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. Years ago the kids used to be the same, so even on a hot day when we went out to […]
This is definitely the truth when it comes to inner peace: If you can start the day without caffeine. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles. If you can eat the same food every day and […]
