Jokes in category:  Life

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Jokes and funny stories about life. I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.

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Living Will

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”. “Just so you know”, the man said to his wife, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the […]

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The Yard Sale

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale. She commented to her friend that her husband was going to be very angry that she stopped at a yard sale. “I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her […]

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All Threes

A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. He really felt that something unusual was about to happen. Maybe this would be his lucky day. Galcing out of the bedroom window, he looked at the thermometer in the […]

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Life Is A Test

Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]

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At The Movie Theater

A man is at the movie theater watching a movie that he has wanted to see ever since he saw the trailer months before. However, he couldn’t hear the dialogue properly, because of the constant chatter of the two women who were sitting in front of him. All through the […]