I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
Jokes in category: Life Jokes
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I bet you didn’t know that all arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted to a new arrival or not. One room has a clerk, who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day […]
Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched as she got home from work. She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did […]
An old man, a boy and a donkey were on their way into town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked hy his side. As they went down the road, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking while […]
A woman wanted to get in touch with her husband at work, so she tried to call him on his mobile phone. To her dismay, she discovered that she was out of credit, so she asked her young son if he could use his own phone to call him and […]
Someone once said that here are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning,Lord” And then there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning!” Image used under a Collective Commons […]
A really dirty man who obviously hadn’t had a bath in months, a real stinker of a man, walked into a shoe shop. He was one of those “great unwashed”, who, if smell had a colour, would surely be surrounded by a greenish brown fog. When he took off his […]
A man went shopping at a local garden center. Having looked around for a while, he went up to the counter and said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers, and one of those bent over grandmas […]
A friend of mine had always wanted a boat, in fact this is the one thing that he wanted more than anything. His wife though, kept refusing, because she didn’t think he ought to waste their money on a boat, but he went ahead and bought one anyway. When his […]
This is one of those Daddy and Son conversations that make you think and then hopefully something good comes out of it. Son: “Daddy, may I ask you a question”. Daddy: “Yeah sure, what it is?” Son: “Dad, how much do you make an hour” Daddy: “That’s none of your […]
