Jokes in category:  Life Jokes

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Here are some jokes and funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.

This is quite a growing collection of funny stories about life in general, with over 60 jokes in this category at the last count. We hope you enjoy them.

We cover everything here, from birth to growing older, to death and funerals. There is a bit of something for everyone if you want to put it that way.

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An Old Man A Boy And A Donkey

An old man, a boy and a donkey were on their way into town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked hy his side. As they went down the road, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking while […]

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Two Kinds Of People

Someone once said that here are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning,Lord” And then there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning!” Image used under a Collective Commons […]

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A Real Stinker

A really dirty man who obviously hadn’t had a bath in months, a real stinker of a man, walked into a shoe shop. He was one of those “great unwashed”, who, if smell had a colour, would surely be surrounded by a greenish brown fog. When he took off his […]

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Garden Center

A man went shopping at a local garden center. Having looked around for a while, he went up to the counter and said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers, and one of those bent over grandmas […]

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My Friend’s Boat

A friend of mine had always wanted a boat, in fact this is the one thing that he wanted more than anything. His wife though, kept refusing, because she didn’t think he ought to waste their money on a boat, but he went ahead and bought one anyway. When his […]

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Daddy And Son Conversations

This is one of those Daddy and Son conversations that make you think and then hopefully something good comes out of it. Son: “Daddy, may I ask you a question”. Daddy: “Yeah sure, what it is?” Son: “Dad, how much do you make an hour” Daddy: “That’s none of your […]