Here are some great funny Life Jokes, funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his fortune. The old man sat back in his chair, fingered his expensive Italian suit jacket and said, “Well son, let me tell you…” So the old rich man told this story to the young man who just stood […]
The Best Collection Of Life Jokes
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Here are some great funny Life Jokes, funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.
This is quite a growing collection of funny stories about life in general, with more than 100 jokes in this category at the last count. We hope you enjoy them.
We cover everything here, from birth to growing older, to death and funerals. There is a bit of something for everyone if you want to put it that way.
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So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
A rainy Summer day like today always makes me think back to when our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run. My wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed, but I always had something else to take care of first. Things like the shed, the boat, making […]
Do you know that their is a strong relationship between two eyes? It’s true, every word of it. Would I lie to you? Think about it. Your two eyes blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, but they never see each […]
A friend of mine, who was driving home after a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron and had to pull over on the side of the road. The battery on his mobile phone had died, so […]
Desperately trying to find a way to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, […]
A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera. Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a movie or worse a live performance. It’s rude and inconsiderate to the rest of the audience, I am sure you […]
A middle aged man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me”. “Well, in plain […]
My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot! Guess what his big excuse is? “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!” My response to […]
There are actually some advantages to living in a mobile home. One time, ours caught on fire and we met the fire department halfway there. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/camper-mobile-home-traveling-4775999/