A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”. “Just so you know”, the man said to his wife, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the […]
Jokes in category: Life
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A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale. She commented to her friend that her husband was going to be very angry that she stopped at a yard sale. “I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her […]
A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. He really felt that something unusual was about to happen. Maybe this would be his lucky day. Galcing out of the bedroom window, he looked at the thermometer in the […]
After spending more than three hours enduring the long lines, the miserable clerks, and the insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, just to get the new licence plates for my truck, I stopped off at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought […]
A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest. “I think my line of work would win this one hands down,” the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib, and that sounds like surgery to me.” “Maybe,” […]
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided the only choice she had was to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you have got […]
Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]
You may think that men and women shower the same way, but in reality, the way that a man showers is quite different to the way that a woman showers. The breakdown of just what men and women do when they take a shower (see below) should prove my point. […]
A man is at the movie theater watching a movie that he has wanted to see ever since he saw the trailer months before. However, he couldn’t hear the dialogue properly, because of the constant chatter of the two women who were sitting in front of him. All through the […]
Mothers look after us and care for us, and sometimes it seems to us that they are always nagging, although we learn later, if not at the time, that they are really (in their mind at least) doing it for our own good. But sometimes as we get older and […]