Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather sad, forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?” The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me […]
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Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin, was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a […]
I decided to buy a bicycle and was browing in the cycle shop, when a young, athletic looking clerk approached me. It was shortly before my 40th birthday, and realising that I was woefully out of shape, it was time to do something about it. Buying a bicycle seemed like […]
This is a really uncanny gender test. Are you more male or female? Unsure and ready to find out? Ok, just look down… NOT HERE YOU IDIOT! JUST LOOK DOWN!!! 60 SHARES Share on Facebook Tweet Follow us Share Share Share Share Share
The type of car that you drive often says an awful lot about you, who you think you are and how you express your personality. In theory I guess this ought to apply to all of us, but in reality, and this is very true in my case, many of […]
Most telemarketers know that they are universally loathed, but there are still some people who appear quite pleasant on the phone with them when they call. One day, a telemarketer called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Thompson. The woman who answered the call explained that he no […]
A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]
Middle age spread, or quite simply putting on a few extra pounds once you reach your 30’s or 40’s is something that I think most of us worry about. I know it’s something that I have worried about, having always been overweight. Turning 30 didn’t do me any favours, and […]
The Emergency Operator takes a call from a very agitated young man, who practically yells down the phone “Send help fast! Her contractions have started. The baby’s coming hurry, hurry!” The operator says, “Sir, please calm down. I have to get some information.” “Ok, Ok”, shouts the young man, trying […]
