Jokes in category:  Life Jokes

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Here are some jokes and funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.

This is quite a growing collection of funny stories about life in general, with over 60 jokes in this category at the last count. We hope you enjoy them.

We cover everything here, from birth to growing older, to death and funerals. There is a bit of something for everyone if you want to put it that way.

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Drug Problems

This story about drug problems has been sitting in my jokes inbox for a while waiting to see the light of day. Actually, it’s been sitting there for about 4 years, much shorter than some of the jokes that are screaming to be published again, but I thought it was […]

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Learning To Drive

I remember learning to drive on my dad’s lap. Did you ever do that when you were younger? He would work the brakes. I would work the steering wheel. Then I went to take the driver’s test and sat on the examiner’s lap. I failed the exam, but he still […]

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A New Look At Life For The New Year

I’m not sure who wrote this piece, but it goes well with the theme of a new look at life for the New Year, growing older, friends, dieting and looking at life from a different perspective. I sometimes think that one big fault most of us have is that we […]

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Pregnant

Mary was still in her teens when she ended up having to face her father and tell him that she was pregnant. After she had given him the news, Mary’s mother asked her, “What did your father say when he learned you are pregnant?” Mary answered, “Should I leave out […]

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Forlorn Friend

Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather sad, forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?” The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me […]

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This Old House Is Our New House

Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” […]

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The Cycle Shop

I decided to buy a bicycle and was browing in the cycle shop, when a young, athletic looking clerk approached me. It was shortly before my 40th birthday, and realising that I was woefully out of shape, it was time to do something about it. Buying a bicycle seemed like […]