Here are some Life Jokes, funny stories about life (and death). I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.
This is quite a growing collection of funny stories about life in general, with more than 80 jokes in this category at the last count. We hope you enjoy them.
We cover everything here, from birth to growing older, to death and funerals. There is a bit of something for everyone if you want to put it that way.
When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story. A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two […]
My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so finally, I got around to doing it one hot day while she was out shopping. After finishing the job, […]
Have you ever thought that each one of us is a mixture of good qualities and some perhaps not so good qualities. In considering our fellow man, we should remember his good qualities and realize that his faults only prove that he is, after all, a human being. We should […]
It had been many years since that embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered Charlie’s butcher shop. The woman confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally, after thinking how he […]
Three sailors had been shipwrecked and had been stranded on a deserted island for over two years. They had been lucky to survive and had made the best of the natural resources they had found on the island, but now it was becoming obvious that there was no possible hope […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
I bet you didn’t know that all arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted to a new arrival or not. One room has a clerk, who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day […]
Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched as she got home from work. She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did […]
An old man, a boy and a donkey were on their way into town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked hy his side. As they went down the road, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking while […]
A woman wanted to get in touch with her husband at work, so she tried to call him on his mobile phone. To her dismay, she discovered that she was out of credit, so she asked her young son if he could use his own phone to call him and […]