A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit a duck, but the bird fell into a farmer’s field that was on the other side of a fence. As […]
The Best Collection Of Lawyer Jokes
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This is our collection of Lawyer Jokes, hand picked from hundreds of lawyer jokes to give you just the very best humour about the legal profession.
Lawyers are supposed to be trustworthy servants of the government, but all too often they are crooked and as a result the topic for many legal jokes.
We give you the lawyers, the judge, jury, defence and the prosecution, witnesses and of course we can’t forget the villains.
So, are these the very best lawyer jokes? The truth or not the truth. We kid you not.
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