A charity has been trying to increase it’s donations from local companies, and they realized that one of the most successful lawyers in the city had never donated anything to them. So they sent one of their representatives round to the lawyer’s rather lavish offices. The representative opened the meeting […]
Jokes in category: Lawyer Jokes
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A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a […]
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, suddenly dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue, which he realises if outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous, it just seems to go on and on. The number of […]
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]
A man walks into a post office one day, and is surprised to see a middle-aged, balding man, standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes that have hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all. […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
This is a great story about how a doctor stood up to a lawyer in court and the defendant got off. It was one of the most gruesome cases ever to come before the court in the small town, and if found guilty, the defendant would spend the rest of […]
An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit
