When you hear lawyers and morals in the same sentence, you might realize that you are in for a bit of a tale. That’s definitely true in this case. One […]
Funny Lawyer Jokes
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This is our collection of Lawyer Jokes, hand picked from hundreds of lawyer jokes to give you just the very best humour about the legal profession.
Lawyers are supposed to be trustworthy servants of the government, but all too often they are crooked and as a result the topic for many legal jokes.
We give you the lawyers, the judge, jury, defence and the prosecution, witnesses and of course we can’t forget the villains.
So, are these the very best lawyer jokes? The truth or not the truth. We kid you not.
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A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My […]
A witness to a car accident was in court testifying. The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”. The lawyer […]
An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the […]
The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the […]
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. The monthly bill included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone […]
A prospective client asked a lawyer, “How much do you charge?” The lawyer replied, “I charge $1,000 for 3 questions”. With a shocked look on his face, the prospective client […]
An old man was critically ill and feeling that his death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer”, the old man asked. “How much does […]
The lawyer’s office received a call from an elderly spinster, who told the receptionist that she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they […]
A woman was in the divorce court and the time came for her to be called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address […]
An elderly man was in the courtroom on a case of being assaulted by his wife. He had been explaining at length to the judge and jury, the details of […]
We all know that lawyers are often unpopular., so keeping to that theme, this is a short story about a man who keeps making telephone calls to a law office. […]