Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]
Jokes in category: Lawyers
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A man walks into a post office one day, and is surprised to see a middle-aged, balding man, standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes that have hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all. […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
This is a great story about how a doctor stood up to a lawyer in court and the defendant got off. It was one of the most gruesome cases ever to come before the court in the small town, and if found guilty, the defendant would spend the rest of […]
An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit
A man went to his lawyer and asked about making a will. This is a good lawyer joke. Click on the link to see the rest…
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game. The Indian is tired and […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning. When he arrived, the attorney said that he had some news for him. His attorney advised him to sit down and then asked him, “Would you like the bad news or the terrible news first?” The senator thought […]
