An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his […]
Jokes in category: Lawyers
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Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit
A man went to his lawyer and asked about making a will. This is a good lawyer joke. Click on the link to see the rest…
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game. The Indian is tired and […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning. His attorney had him sit down and asked him, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad news first”, said the senator. His attorney replied, “Your wife found a picture that […]