Jokes in category:  Lawyer Jokes

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Lawyers are supposed to be trustworthy servants of the government, but all too often they are crooked and as a result the topic for many legal jokes.

This is our collection of lawyer jokes, hand picked from hundreds of lawyer jokes to give you just the very best humour about the legal profession.

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Charity Donations

A charity has been trying to increase it’s donations from local companies, and they realized that one of the most successful lawyers in the city had never donated anything to them. So they sent one of their representatives round to the lawyer’s rather lavish offices. The representative opened the meeting […]

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Jury Of Lawyers

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a […]

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The Famous Lawyer

A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, suddenly dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue, which he realises if outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous, it just seems to go on and on. The number of […]

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Headaches

Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]