A US border patrol agent caught an illegal alien who was hiding in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulled the man out of the bushes and said to him “I’m sorry Señor, but you know the law, you have got to go back […]
The Best Collection Of Law Enforcement Jokes
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Hands up if you love a good Law Enforcement Joke? Whether it’s the Police, the FBI, Private Investigators or more, there’s a Law Enforcement Joke about them all.
I think we all know some good police jokes, stories of cops and robbers and more and hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.
We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.
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A police officer who was on patrol in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer”, the man began, obviously desperate to be getting back on his way, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet” snapped the officer. “You were caught […]
A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar who had been arrested for breaking into his house the night before. The burglar had managed to prowl around most of the house, and had opened a number of cupboards and drawers before the police arrived […]
An Amish lady was trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she was pulled over by a police officer. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, ok, thank you […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]