Funny Law Enforcement Jokes

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I think we all know some good police jokes, stories of cops and robbers and more and hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.

We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.


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Mexican Border

A US border patrol agent caught an illegal alien who was hiding in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulled the man out of […]

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Speeding Down Main Street

A police officer who was on patrol in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer”, the man began, obviously […]

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The Burglar

A man went to the police station and asked to speak with the burglar who had been arrested for breaking into his house the night before. The burglar had managed […]

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Amish Lady

An Amish lady was trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she was pulled over by a police officer. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but […]

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The Speed Trap

A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his  Mercedes […]