Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
The Best Collection Of Law Enforcement Jokes
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Hands up if you love a good Law Enforcement Joke? Whether it’s the Police, the FBI, Private Investigators or more, there’s a Law Enforcement Joke about them all.
I think we all know some good police jokes, stories of cops and robbers and more and hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.
We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.
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Police Officer Dibble was patrolling around the town in his patrol car one night, on the lookout for trouble. Well, that’s what police officers do isn’t it, you have to meet your quota of criminals to nab! Anyhow, while he was patrolling around town, he saw two little old ladies, […]
A State Trooper was sitting in his patrol car at the side of the highway, waiting to catch speeders. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a car drive past him that was literally just puttering along at 20 miles per hour. He thought to himself, “This driver is […]
Have you ever been stopped by a state trooper for breaking the speed limit while you were driving? I know I have, several times because the cop snuck up on me on the highway on a Sunday morning on my way into the office when the highway was clear and […]
A husband went to the police station to file a “Missing Person Report” for his wife. You know what it’s like I’m sure. You expect your wife to be there when you come home from work and there is no sign of her. You have no idea where she has […]
A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running down the road in the last few minutes?” “No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?” “The lousy […]
Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was driving down the highway when she was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she […]
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office were sent to a farmhouse to answer an emergency call. When they walked into the farmhouse, a quick search revealed the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to […]
The world is full of idiots, or so it would appear. I am sure you have had plenty of times when you would agree with this. The story goes that police in a town in Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it […]
A State Trooper was in court and was being questioned by the Defence Lawyer while he was on the witness stand. Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? State Trooper: Yes your honor. Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got […]
A motorist was unknowingly caught speeding by one of the latest automated traffic cameras that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the post a speeding ticket for £40 and a photo of his car that had been taken by the traffic camera, all […]
At a recent case in the traffic court, a man who had received an expensive parking ticket, testified to the court that a uniformed police officer had told him that it was ok to park there and that he was not happy about getting a parking ticket. The Judge asked […]