A State Trooper is in court and being questioned by the Defence Lawyer while on the witness stand. Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? State Trooper: Yes your honor. Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her […]
Jokes in category: Law Enforcement Jokes
17 posts
A motorist was unknowingly caught speeding by one of the latest automated traffic cameras that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the post a speeding ticket for £40 and a photo of his car that had been taken by the traffic camera. Instead […]
At a recent case in the traffic court, a man who had received an expensive parking ticket, testified that a uniformed policeman had told him that it was ok to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the officer if he ever saw him again, and […]
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car, and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”. The police […]
There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, goes to those people who gave Washington D.C. police the following excuses for their illegal parking: “I saw the No Parking signs, but I […]
At the traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: “Tell me, why did you park your car here?” The man replied, “Well your honour, I saw this sign that said fine for parking”.
A sales representative, who after a few years of struggling to sell products for a second rate company, had grown tired of his job, deciding to give it up to become a police officer. Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked […]
A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]
Three prisoners attempt to escape from Alcatraz prison, but are caught before they are able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lines the prisoners up and tells them what their punishment is to be: “The governor has decided to make an example […]
A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided that it wouldn’t be fair to make one of them […]
