Jokes in category:  Law Enforcement

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Parking Fine

A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]

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Police Comments

The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, […]

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FBI Investigation

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor that offered a […]

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Billy Bob

One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]