The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man with blonde hair, wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots but nothing else! Aside from his cowboy hat and cowboy […]
The Best Collection Of Law Enforcement Jokes
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Hands up if you love a good Law Enforcement Joke? Whether it’s the Police, the FBI, Private Investigators or more, there’s a Law Enforcement Joke about them all.
I think we all know some good police jokes, stories of cops and robbers and more and hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.
We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.
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The stop light turned yellow right in front of him, so he did the right thing and stopped at the intersection, even though if he really had a mind to, he could have beaten the red light by accelerating and speeding through the intersection. The woman who was driving behind […]
Murphy was forced to take a day off from work to appear in court for a speeding offense after he got caught driving too fast by a traffic camera. He grew increasingly restless as he waited for what seemed like one endless hour after another for his case to be […]
Sure that’s a quote from Monopoly, “Go To Jail, Go Directly To Jail” and who among us doesn’t recognise that from the popular board game? I’m sure the people being responded to in the quotes below are about to go directly to jail, or maybe indirectly via the court house, […]
Right before Murphy was due to stand up in court on a burglary trial, the judge gave the defendant two options. “Mr. Murphy”, the judge said, “since you claim that you are innocent of this crime, you can either let me try your case, or you can choose to have […]
A Sheriff down in rural Texas was driving down the highway when he saw a man who was dumping garbage into a ditch out of his pick-up truck. He stopped his patrol car behind the pick-up truck, walked over to the man and asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in […]
A traffic officer pulled a man over for speeding. He stopped his patrol car behind that of the man, got out of the car, walked up to the window and asked him to get out of the car. After looking the man over, the traffic officer said, “Sir, I couldn’t […]
There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, who were in charge of investigating the bank robberies and were trying to prevent a fourth robbery, asked the nervous […]
Murphy was headed up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, she could clearly see the light was on from their bedroom window. So Murphy opened the back door to go and turn off the light in the garden shed, […]
Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened in a court room recently. Judge: “Did you or did you not see the gun being fired?” Witness: “I did […]
An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding car and was astonished to see an old woman behind the wheel and she was knitting. The police officer lowered […]
“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer asked the woman. “No”, she replied, “I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt. Image used […]