Jokes in category:  Law Enforcement Jokes

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Hands up if you have a good joke about law enforcement? I think we all know some good police jokes, hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.

We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.

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Parking Fine

A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]

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Police Comments

The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, […]