A man in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote: “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied to his wife in a […]
Jokes in category: Law Enforcement
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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor that offered a […]
One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]
A US border patrol agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulls the man out of the bushes, and says to him “I’m sorry, but you know the law, you have got to go back across the border right […]