A sales representative, who after a few years of struggling to sell products for a second rate company, had grown tired of his job, deciding to give it up to become a police officer. Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked […]
Jokes in category: Law Enforcement
11 posts
A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]
Three prisoners attempt to escape from Alcatraz prison, but are caught before they are able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lines the prisoners up and tells them what their punishment is to be: “The governor has decided to make an example […]
A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided that it wouldn’t be fair to make one of them […]
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping to catch a driver who had been drinking. At closing time, as everyone came out of the bar, he spotted his potential quarry. This man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot […]
The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, […]
A man in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote: “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied to his wife in a […]
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor that offered a […]
One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]
