The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man […]
Funny Law Enforcement Jokes
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Hands up if you love a good Law Enforcement Joke? Whether it’s the Police, the FBI, Private Investigators or more, there’s a Law Enforcement Joke about them all.
I think we all know some good police jokes, stories of cops and robbers and more and hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.
We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.
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The stop light turned yellow right in front of him, so he did the right thing and stopped at the intersection, even though if he really had a mind to, […]
Murphy was forced to take a day off from work to appear in court for a speeding offense after he got caught driving too fast by a traffic camera. He […]
Sure that’s a quote from Monopoly, “Go To Jail, Go Directly To Jail” and who among us doesn’t recognise that from the popular board game? I’m sure the people being […]
Right before Murphy was due to stand up in court on a burglary trial, the judge gave the defendant two options. “Mr. Murphy”, the judge said, “since you claim that […]
A Sheriff down in rural Texas was driving down the highway when he saw a man who was dumping garbage into a ditch out of his pick-up truck. He stopped […]
A traffic officer pulled a man over for speeding. He stopped his patrol car behind that of the man, got out of the car, walked up to the window and […]
There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, […]
Murphy was headed up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, she could clearly see the light was on from […]
Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened […]
An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding […]
“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer […]