Jokes in category:  Law Enforcement Jokes

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Hands up if you have a good joke about law enforcement? I think we all know some good police jokes, hopefully we managed to get some of the best ones featured here.

We hope you enjoy this collection of law enforcement jokes, and if you know of any that you think we ought to add to our collection, please just leave us a comment.

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Automated Traffic Camera

A motorist was unknowingly caught speeding by one of the latest automated traffic cameras that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the post a speeding ticket for £40 and a photo of his car that had been taken by the traffic camera. Instead […]

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Traffic Court

At a recent case in the traffic court, a man who had received an expensive parking ticket, testified that a uniformed policeman had told him that it was ok to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the officer if he ever saw him again, and […]

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Stupid!

There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, goes to those people who gave Washington D.C. police the following excuses for their illegal parking: “I saw the No Parking signs, but I […]

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Parking Fine

A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]