I bumped into my hot Chinese neighbour earlier as I was coming back from shopping. I invited her in for a coffee and we sat in my living room chatting […]
Funny Language Jokes
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Welcome to our Language jokes collection.
Ah the joys of different languages! Don’t you love the way that people speak differently, spell and pronounce things wrong and mess up the syntax and semantics when they say things.
This is a collection of jokes and funny stories about language, speech and the way people talk, which we hope you enjoy. If you enjoy these jokes, you mustn’t miss our collection of Accent Jokes.
Of course we have nothing against foreigners, people who speak a different language or have a strong accent, but these do provide great ammunition for creating some really funny jokes. Never forget that just as others may be foreigners to us, we are also foreigners to them.
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This is taken from a competition in a newspaper, in which it was proposed that English should have male and female nouns. Readers were asked to assign a gender to […]
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Have you ever wondered why the English language is so complicated? So many words that look similar are pronounced differently, and at the same time, many words that are spelled […]
This is an English lesson on the words “Complete” and “Finished”. Fact is, no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED. […]
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