A couple are preparing for a religious conversion to the Jewish religion, and they meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session before the ceremony. The rabbi asks them […]
Funny Jewish Jokes
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Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One had a cross in front of him, the other had the Star of David. Picture the scene. […]
During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had […]
Mordechai went to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Mordechai asked the specialist, “How much do I owe you?” “My fee is five hundred […]
A Jewish man pays a visit to the Rabbi, “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man […]
Rabbi Mordechai Schleppman was a perfectionist and he demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Sammy […]
Three married men were discussing their lovemaking with their wives from the previous night, there was an Italian, a Frenchman and a Jewish man. The Italian man said, “My wife, […]
A regular customer at Abraham’s Gourmet Grocery store in Manhattan marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Abraham, just what is it that makes you so smart?” […]
Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for […]
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play. His mother asks him, “What part is it?” The […]
Old Abraham, a Jewish man, had reached the end of his days and was dying. His family had gathered in his bedroom and were all standing around his bed to […]
A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad […]