Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do […]
Funny Jewish Jokes
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Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up […]
An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, […]
Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of […]
A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away. Arranging […]
Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened […]
Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding […]
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went […]
A young couple were worried about their three year old son’s physical development, so they took him to see doctor Abraham. With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although […]
This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]