Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do you think there are there any people of our faith who were born and raised in India?” Abraham replied, “I […]
The Best Collection Of Jewish Jokes
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Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up with this great idea for helping mankind and went to share it with the people of the Earth. God first […]
An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the husband did in the bedroom, his younger wife never managed to have an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]
Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman president as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldberg. The president called […]
A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away. Arranging plans for her body to be shipped back to the USA, the undertaker told the husband, “You can have her […]
Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]
A young couple were worried about their three year old son’s physical development, so they took him to see doctor Abraham. With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health and generally developing well, they were rather concerned about his rather […]
This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blew his hat from his head. The hat was being blown down the street, but being an […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]