Funny Jewish Jokes

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Oy vey you found our collection of Jewish Jokes.

Jewish people are special in many ways, but in particular I love the many jokes about the stereo-typical Jewish lifestyle or Jewish Mothers.

Let’s not forget the wonderful Yiddish sayings as well. I hope you find something here that helps to brighten up your day.

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Indian Jews

Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do […]

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Why The Jews Have Ten Commandments

Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up […]

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On Vacation In The Holy Land

A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, […]

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The First Woman President

Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of […]

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Vacation In Jerusalem

A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away. Arranging […]

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New York Taxi

Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened […]

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Samuel and Rachel

Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding […]

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Old Mrs Weiss

When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went […]

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Bagels And Cream Cheese

A young couple were worried about their three year old son’s physical development, so they took him to see doctor Abraham. With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although […]

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The Rabbi’s Hat

This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a […]

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The Jews Must Leave Italy

A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]