Jokes in category:  Jewish Jokes

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Jewish people are special in many ways, but in particular I love the many jokes about the stereo-typical Jewish lifestyle or Jewish Mothers. Let’s not forget the wonderful Yiddish sayings as well. I hope you find something here that helps to brighten up your day.

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The Jewish Samurai

This is a story about a Jewish Samurai. Once upon a time… Yeah I know, this is going to be a corny story. Would you prefer that I start with “Many moons ago…?” Is that better? Very well, I will… Many moons ago, there was a powerful Emperor who needed […]

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Old Yakov

Old Yakov was dying, and he lay on his death bed, breathing what everyone expected to be the last few breaths of his long life. His family had gathered around him, waiting patiently for the end. Through half-closed eyes and a barely audible voice he asked, “Mama… you here?” “Yes, […]

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Jewish Mother

A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons. A passer by asks her how old the two boys are. “The doctor is three”, the mother answers, “and the lawyer is two”.

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Jewish Mothers Bragging About Their Sons

Miriam was bragging to her next-door neighbor Esther, about her son who was a student at university. “Why, our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary”, Miriam said. “You are lucky”, Esther replied. “Every time we get a […]