A young couple were worried about their three year old son, so they took him to see doctor Abraham. With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health and generally developing well, they were concerned about his rather small manhood. After […]
The Best Collection Of Jewish Jokes
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This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blew his hat from his head. The hat was being blown down the street, but being an […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
When old Abraham died, his will provided $50,000 to pay for an elaborate funeral. After the burial, as the last of the guests departed, his wife, Sarah, turned to her oldest friend, Naomi. “Well, I’m sure Abraham would be pleased”, she said. “I’m sure you’re right”, Naomi replied. She then […]
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grandson who is coming to visit her with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 12D. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow push button 12D. I will […]
This is a story about a Jewish Samurai. Once upon a time… Yeah I know, this is going to be a corny story. Would you prefer that I start with “Many moons ago…?” Is that better? Very well, I will… Many moons ago, there was a powerful Emperor who needed […]
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him up in the faith. I gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
Old Yakov was dying, and he lay on his death bed, breathing what everyone expected to be the last few breaths of his long life. His family had gathered around him, waiting patiently for the end. Through half-closed eyes and a barely audible voice he asked, “Mama… you here?” “Yes, […]
