A man is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor who just had a very serious traffic accident and is in hospital. He doesn’t look too good, with his arms and legs in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. In fact he looks rather like […]
Jokes in category: Italian Jokes
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A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and […]
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]
Italian Trip This is the story of an Italian trip by train from New York to Florida. It was a special trip because it was the couple’s honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to […]