We have some of the best Italian Jokes here for you in our collection.
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and language. Many Italian Americans also claim to eat “Mommas Home Cooking” but many dishes are more American than Italian, take […]
The Best Collection Of Italian Jokes
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We have some of the best Italian Jokes here for you in our collection.
Italians are known for their mannerisms, gesticulations, horrendously bad driving and of course for their love of food. Who doesn’t love Pizza and Pasta, or like me fresh Parmesan Cheese.
Then you have the beauty of Italy, the majestic ruins from the Roman Empire, as well as the quaint medieval villages.
Let’s not forget also the Italian Americans, the Mob and of course excellent television series like The Sopranos.
We hope you enjoy this collection of Italian jokes.
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Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]
Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ […]
One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of an eye the building was completely engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments in the […]
A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef. The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef. “Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent […]
A man was paying a visit to his Italian neighbor, who just had a very serious traffic accident and was in hospital. He didn’t look too good, with his arms and legs in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. In fact he looked rather like […]
A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and […]
How Italians tell time. You have to see this, it’s a hilarious short funny video from You Tube.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]