The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]
Jokes in category: Italian Jokes
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Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ […]
One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of an eye the building was completely engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments in the […]
A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef. The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef. “Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent […]
A man is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor who just had a very serious traffic accident and is in hospital. He doesn’t look too good, with his arms and legs in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. In fact he looks rather like […]
A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and […]
How Italians tell time. You have to see this!
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]
This is the story of an trip that an Italian American couple from New York took by train from Grand Central Station to Florida. This was a really special trip for them, the trip of a lifetime, because it was their honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with […]
