Pete Monaghan, an Irishman who had been living in South Carolina for some years, sadly passed away. Mrs Monaghan went to the local newspaper office to pay for her husband’s obituary. The kind man at the desk told her that it was a dollar a word for the obituary, and […]
Jokes in category: Irish Jokes
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There must be a million and one Irish jokes and you can find a lot of the best ones right here.
We have jokes about our favourite Irishmen Mick & Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness and have a laugh on us.
Murphy and Paddy were walking through the woods on their way back from the pub. In a the middle of the woods, they came across a sign that said, “Tree Fellers Wanted”. Murphy said, “Ye know Paddy, it’s a shame Michael isn’t here. We could have gotten the job”. Image […]
Uncle Seamus who was a seafarer all his life, and a while before he passed away, he made his nephews Mick and Paddy promise to bury him at sea. Sure enough, the time came when Uncle Seamus passed away, and Mick and Paddy decided that they ought to fulfill the […]
The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already the boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had never known anything it before. “Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his […]
An American man and his wife were traveling around Ireland by car, when one of the tyres developed a slow puncture. He managed to find a small local garage, where he asked the owner if they had an air line. The garage owner replied, “An air line? You must be […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road, well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, which was no mean feat on the winding country roads of Ireland, the policeman stopped and got out of his car. The policeman asked him, “You were doing […]
An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him what was wrong, and if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How […]
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, who have both obviously had a skinfull, judging by the way they are staggering along the road. The cop says to the first drunk, “What’s your name and address?” “I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turns to the second drunk, […]
After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen stagger home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the graveyard. Being much the worse for wear, they decide to take a rest against a stone, where Paddy reads the inscription. “Do y’know, Michael, this fella here lived […]
Pat and Mike were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat “We have been friends for years and years, and if I should die before you do, would you do […]