Jokes in category:  Irish Jokes

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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.

We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.

Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.

Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.

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Holy Water

Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with me”, said Paddy. The officer took the bottle, opened it and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey”, […]

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Hip Replacement

Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk. After the doctor gave him a complete examination, he told Murphy that he would need a complete hip replacement. When the surgery was scheduled and Murphy was being […]

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Hitchhiking

Paddy and Joseph were hitchhiking one day, but not having a lot of success in thumbing a lift. “I think it might be best if we split up”, said Paddy. “We are not having much luck hitchiking, we might find it easier to get a lift if there is only […]

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The Train Station

Before getting on board a bus, an Irishman asked the driver, “What is the fare to the train station?” “Sixty cents,” said the driver. The Irishman got back off the bus, then raced alongside it until the next stop. As the bus driver opened the door, the Irishman poked his […]

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The Crate Of Chickens

A young Irish lad was returning from the local market with the crate of chickens tht his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden he tripped, the box went flying, it broke open and chickens scurried off in different directions. Determined to catch them all, the boy walked […]