We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
Jokes in category: Irish Jokes
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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
An old priest had come to visit a sick parishioner who lived in a lonely farmhouse in the west of Ireland. He arrived on a freezing cold, horribly wet day and was greeted by the farmer and his two sons. “Come in Father”, the farmer said. “My wife is through […]
For a birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so while he perused the menu, he gradually whittled down Siobhan’s choice to either chicken and salad. Finally, they both decided to […]
Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]
Murphy’s son was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell, the door came open and chickens went running off in different directions. The young boy was mad at himself for dropping the crate, but […]
At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “Four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, “You will […]
An Irishman who looks like he is getting on a bit in years walks into a pub in Dublin, where he orders three pints of Guinness. He then sits at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he finishes […]
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions of Murphy’s Nails being the best nail making company in all of Ireland. So he went to a top advertising agency to have them create a marketing strategy […]
A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river where Murphy knew a good spot to fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd. Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it […]
