The Irishman was walking through a field when he saw a man drinking water from a pool, using his hand as a scoop. The Irishman shouted to him “Na ol an t-uisce, ta lan de chac bo” (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.) The man shouted back “I’m […]
The Best Collection Of Irish Jokes
So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town. The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site. The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?” Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I […]
A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin as he was booked to perform there for an evening. It was announced that at the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance […]
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]