Paddy was driving down the street and starting to panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Everywhere he went, there were either double yellow lines at the side of the road, or where you could park those spaces were all taken. Looking up to […]
The Best Collection Of Irish Jokes
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The best funny Irish Jokes of 2023. If you are looking for the best funny Irish jokes we have them here.
Irish jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish jokes of all time. We don’t just have one liners, these are proper jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy.
Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest joke about Ireland you ever heard, or if not then the funniest one you are about to read. With more than 220 hilarious jokes about the Emerald Isle, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen. We have Mick jokes, Paddy jokes, Murphy jokes, Seamus, Sean, Feargus jokes and more. We also have jokes about your favourite Irish lassies including Bridgette, Siobhan and others. In addition we have scandals involving Priests and Bishops for you to enjoy.
On The Laughline you can find stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk, all good Irish stuff.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of St. Patrick themed limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness or a shot of Jameson’s, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
If you love Paddy and Murphy jokes, here are links to our Paddy Jokes and Murphy Jokes.
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Maggie Murphy was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So Paddy ordered a couple of Jameson’s and threw his down […]
Two Englishmen were walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donald. “Hey those look like some some wonderful salmon my friends, where did you get them?” Michael asked. “Don’t tell anyone”, replied the Englishmen, “but we’ve been poaching salmon, […]
The American owner of an Irish bar in New York flew across the Atlantic to Ireland on business. As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway at Dublin Airport, he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with an assortment of Human Skulls. “What […]
The Irishman was walking through a field when he saw a man drinking water from a pool, using his hand as a scoop. The Irishman shouted to him “Na ol an t-uisce, ta lan de chac bo” (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.) The man shouted back “I’m […]
So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town. The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site. The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?” Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I […]
A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin as he was booked to perform there for an evening. It was announced that at the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance […]
Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met, “Tell me my good man, do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “Indeed I do father”. The priest said to him, “Then stand over there against the wall”. Then the priest […]