The best funny Irish Jokes of 2022. If you are looking for the best funny Irish Jokes we have them here. Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or driving?”, asked the barman. “Driving”, the man replied. “That’s definitely the quickest way”, the barman replied. Image used under a […]
The Best Collection Of Irish Jokes
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The best funny Irish Jokes of 2022. If you are looking for the best funny Irish Jokes we have them here. Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen. We have Mick jokes, Paddy jokes, Murphy jokes, Seamus, Sean, Feargus jokes and more. We also have jokes about your favourite Irish lassies including Bridgette, Siobhan and others. In addition we have scandals involving Priests and Bishops for you to enjoy.
On The Laughline you can find stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk, all good Irish stuff.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of St. Patrick themed limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness or a shot of Jameson’s, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
If you love Paddy and Murphy jokes, here are links to our Paddy Jokes and Murphy Jokes.
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Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink […]
“I was married 3 times” explained Paddy to Seamus, a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again”. After another long swig of his pint of Guinness, Paddy continued. “My first 2 wives died of eating poisonous mushrooms, and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a […]
So these three dead bodies all turned up at a mortuary in Dublin and they all had enormous smiles on their faces. The coroner examined them all and then called the police to tell them what had happened. “The first body is that of Jacques Dupont” the coroner said. “He […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said Murphy from the witness stand. “I don’t mind answering the question.” “I object!” […]
While making his hospital rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students in Dublin Hospital. “As you can see,” she says, pointing to a patient, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. The doctor then looks at one of the […]
One thing that never ceases to surprise me is the Irish perception of time. If you want a good example of what this is, read on… The bus stopped at the bus stop and a Dubliner got on board. He asked the driver how long the trip was between Limerick […]
Paddy had a big gash on his head, so he went to the doctor to have it checked out. “That’s a big slash cut on your head Paddy. How did that happen?” asked the doctor. “Well you see, it’s like this”, says Paddy. “Me wife hit me on the head […]
Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site. Paddy said to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbed up the rafters, hung upside down and shouted “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy meanwhile watched in amazement! The Foreman shouted “Paddy you’re […]
Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. “Nine,” he heard one whisper as he passed them. Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his pal and told him a girl had just rated him a […]