Jokes in category:  Irish Jokes

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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.

We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.

Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.

Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.

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England vs Ireland At Wembley

England were playing the Republic of Ireland at Wembley Stadium. It was a big football game, especially for the Clancy brothers, who desperately wanted to see Ireland play, but hadn’t been able to tickets in advance. The two brothers went up to the ticket office, where Michael asked, “How much […]

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The Blarney Stone

A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, she was constantly complaining. Nothing was ever right for her. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is […]

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Guided Tour

Murphy visits a creepy old castle in County Kerry and decides to go on a guided tour. The guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot about the old castle, making it’s history come to life. Several hours later […]

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Nude Painting

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at Murphy’s house in a stretch limousine and asked if he would paint her in the nude. Now Murphy, who lived in a small town in County Clare in Ireland, while not a brilliant scholar, was a hugely gifted portrait artist. Over […]

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Show Business

As soon as she had finished parochial school in Ireland, Siobhan who was a bright young girl, made her way to New York, where before long she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went […]