When it comes to Irish jokes, we have more than 160 of the funniest Irish jokes on our site as well as funny Irish short stories and we are adding more every week.
Paddy and Murphy were working on a construction site that was a few miles away from home and they were staying in a hotel. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going down to breakfast. Murphy shouted out to him, […]
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When it comes to Irish jokes, we have more than 160 of the funniest Irish jokes on our site as well as funny Irish short stories and we are adding more every week.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick (Michael) and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
Seamus and Patrick are walking through the woods when they came across this big deep hole in the ground. Now this didn’t look like any ordinary hole in the ground. It was really big and it also looked like it was really really deep as well. “Wow that hole looks […]
Patrick came home from work one day with not one but two black eyes. “What in bejazus happened to you?” his wife asked him. “I will never understand women”, Patrick replied. “I was going up an escalator behind this pretty young girl and I noticed that her skirt was stuck […]
Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer. Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” The man said, “No, why […]
Murphy and Patrick found three hand grenades. They weren’t sure what to do with them, but decided it was best to take them to the police station. Patrick said, “Hang on a minute, what if one of those hand grenades explodes before we get there?” Murphy replied, “No problem Patrick. […]
Baggy shorts or Speedos? What’s your preference when going to the beach? Baggy shorts might be more comfortable, but those European men in their Speedos sure know how to pull the girls. An Irishman was vacationing in Miami, Florida and could not understand why his friend Jean Paul from France […]
Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his examination and then commented to Murphy about his question. “Having a vasectomy is a pretty big decision”, the doctor said. […]
Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about them, every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the Pope himself summoned him to Rome for […]
Paddy and Murphy were out for a walk in the country to get some exercise and fresh air. Paddy said, “Did you see that?” “No”, said Murphy, “what was it?” “A huge bird of prey just flew overhead”, Paddy replied. “Oh”, Murphy said and they carried on walking. A few […]
