Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him. The gunman asked him, […]
Funny Irish Jokes
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The best funny Irish Jokes of 2024. If you are looking for the best funny Irish jokes we have them here.
Irish jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish jokes of all time. We don’t just have one liners, these are proper jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy.
Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest joke about Ireland you ever heard, or if not then the funniest one you are about to read. With more than 220 hilarious jokes about the Emerald Isle, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen. We have Mick jokes, Paddy jokes, Murphy jokes, Seamus, Sean, Feargus jokes and more. We also have jokes about your favourite Irish lassies including Bridgette, Siobhan and others. In addition we have scandals involving Priests and Bishops for you to enjoy.
On The Laughline you can find stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk, all good Irish stuff.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of St. Patrick themed limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness or a shot of Jameson’s, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
If you love Paddy and Murphy jokes, here are links to our Paddy Jokes and Murphy Jokes.
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Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they […]
Here’s a little Irish poem that has a certain truth to it. There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn’t drink when he’s […]
So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, […]
Irish Policeman: “Did you get the license number of the motor car that ran you over, Mrs O’Halloran?” Mrs O’Halloran; “No officer, but I know who it was, it was […]
Murphy and Paddy were driving south from Dublin to Cork and they were both laughing and telling jokes as they were driving and were also drinking bottles of Guinness Stout. […]
Murphy bought himself a chainsaw which according to the salesman in the shop was guaranteed to cut down 30 trees in an hour. Murphy started using it, but he was […]
Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t […]
Two Irish friends decided to go skydiving one day. So, they booked a jump at a local airfield, went up in the plane and both jumped out. Paddy hurtled through […]
It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all […]
So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]
Paddy and Seamus were having a few pints of Guinness in their local pub and discussing their sexual conquests with local women. Paddy bragged to Seamus, “You know Seamus, I […]