We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.
An Irishman who looks like he is getting on a bit in years walks into a pub in Dublin, where he orders three pints of Guinness. He then sits at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he finishes […]
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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions of Murphy’s Nails being the best nail making company in all of Ireland. So he went to a top advertising agency to have them create a marketing strategy […]
A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river where Murphy knew a good spot to fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd. Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it […]
An Irishman was playing Trivial Pursuit with some friends. When it was his turn, he rolled the dice and landed on the “Science & Nature” topic. His question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” He thought about this for a […]
A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual sermon about the demon drink and the problems it causes. “Abstinence”, the priest said, “is a wonderful thing, Patrick”. “Sure and I know it is Father”, said Patrick, “If it’s practiced in moderation”.
Sean was on duty as a reservation clerk for the Irish airline Aer Lingus at Dublin Airport. Bridget O’Sullivan called the reservations line to ask if a particular flight had departed yet. While Sean was checking the information for her, one of the office cleaning staff turned on a vacuum […]
Paddy was walking home late at night through the woods, when he sees a woman standing in the dark shadows. “Thirty quid“, she whispers as he approaches her. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty quid. So, he agrees, hands over […]
This is a wonderful tribute to St. Patricks Day from Russian folk group Otava Yo. I only recently discovered their music and just love it, hope you do too. Otava Yo play Russian folk music in a Bluegrass Mountain Celtic style. It’s so catchy, certainly puts me in a feel […]
Murphy who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could give him. After listening to Murphy’s […]
