Jokes in category:  Irish Jokes

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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.

We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.

Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.

Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.

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Sunbathing Naked

It was a record breaking hot sunny day and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked at the beach in Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he placed his hat over his private parts. Mrs O’Sullivan walked past him and said with a laugh, […]

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Guided Tour

Murphy visits a creepy old castle in County Kerry and decides to go on a guided tour. The guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot about the old castle, making it’s history come to life. Several hours later […]

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Nude Painting

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at Murphy’s house in a stretch limousine and asked if he would paint her in the nude. Now Murphy, who lived in a small town in County Clare in Ireland, while not a brilliant scholar, was a hugely gifted portrait artist. Over […]

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Show Business

As soon as she had finished parochial school in Ireland, Siobhan who was a bright young girl, made her way to New York, where before long she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went […]

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The Pen

Paddy picks something up from off the floor and says to Mick, “Hey Michael, I found this pen, is it yours?” Mick replies, I don’t know Paddy, give it here so I can take a look”. He then tries it then he says, “Yes it is, thanks Paddy”. Paddy asks […]