Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
Michael met Paddy in the street and said to him, “Paddy my old friend, can I give you a bit of advice?” “Sure”, said Paddy, “what’s that bit of advice you’re wanting to tell me Michael?” Michael replied, “Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your […]
The Best Collection Of Irish Jokes
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Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen. We have Mick jokes, Paddy jokes, Murphy jokes, Seamus, Sean, Feargus jokes and more. We also have jokes about your favourite Irish lassies including Bridgette, Siobhan and others. In addition we have scandals involving Priests and Bishops for you to enjoy.
On The Laughline you can find stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk, all good Irish stuff.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of St. Patrick themed limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness or a shot of Jameson’s, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
If you love Paddy and Murphy jokes, here are links to our Paddy Jokes and Murphy Jokes.
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Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with it. “Oh the piano”, Seamus replied, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet”. “A clarinet! How come?” Murphy asked. “It’s all on account of my health”, Seamus […]
Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past them, loaded up with rolls of turf. Seamus turned and said, “You know what Murphy, I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery”. “What do you mean Seamus?” Murphy asked. Seamus replied, “I’m going to send […]
Murphy said to his friend Sean “I failed my driving test”. “That’s too bad Murphy”, Sean replied, “where did you go wrong?” Murphy said “Well, Sean, I was doing fine up and down the hills and through the junctions and then I came to this roundabout”. “What happened then?” Sean […]
An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few lattes, the Greek stated with superiority, “Well, my ancestors built the Parthenon, it’s a marvel of engineering”, arching his eyebrows […]
Father O’Leary, the parish priest, was waiting in a queue at the filling station to have his car filled with petrol, just before a long holiday weekend. Even though the attendant at the pumps was working as fast as he could, there were many cars ahead of him and the […]
Murphy was terribly overweight, so his went to see his Doctor, who put him on a strict diet. The Doctor told Murphy, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Then I want you to eat regularly again for another two days, then skip a […]
The Doctor received an emergency call from Murphy, who appeared to be in a bit of a panic and said he had a fly in his ear. The Doctor suggested that he try an old home remedy. “Just pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a […]
Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his chicken’s eggs for his breakfast. One morning, he looked into his garden and saw that the chicken […]
Murphy needed his suit cleaned in a hurry, so he searched the small Bangor town which he was visiting until he found a dry cleaners with a sign that said “Cleaning and Pressing, 24 Hour Service”. After explaining his needs to Finan, the shop owner, Murphy said, “I’ll be back […]