Jokes in category:  Irish Jokes

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We have over 100 of the funniest Irish jokes online as well as funny Irish short stories are right here on The Laughline and we are adding more every week.

We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen Mick and Paddy, stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk.

Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of limericks and poems.

Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.

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Can You Brew Tea?

An Irishman went for a job as a labourer on a building site. The foreman asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “Yes, I can brew tea”. “Good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looked at him and said, “Just how bloody big […]

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Waterford Crystal

The foreman at the Waterford Crystal factory in Southern Ireland inspected the shipment of crystal vases that was about to leave the factory. He went up to Murphy, who was the new packer. He put his arm around Murphy’s shoulder and said, “Well, I see you did what I asked, […]