The funniest Irish Jokes of 2022. If you are looking for the best funny Irish Jokes we have them here. Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
Seamus asked his friend Murphy, “At your ripe old age Murphy, which would you prefer to get, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?” Murphy thought about this for a minute, then replied, “Bejesus Seamus, I reckon definitely Parkinson’s!” “Why’s that Murphy?” Seamus asked. Murphy replied, “Well Seamus me old mate, I figure it’s […]
The Best Collection Of Irish Jokes
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The funniest Irish Jokes of 2022. If you are looking for the best funny Irish Jokes we have them here. Irish Jokes are world famous and this is a collection of the best funny Irish Jokes of all time. It’s not just one liners, it’s proper Irish Jokes and tall tales for you to enjoy. Somewhere in this collection we hopefully have the funniest Irish Joke you ever heard, or if not then the funniest Irish Joke you are about to read. With more than 190 hilarious Irish Jokes, The Laughline has the biggest and best collection of them on the web.
We have jokes about your favourite Irishmen. We have Mick jokes, Paddy jokes, Murphy jokes, Seamus, Sean, Feargus jokes and more. We also have jokes about your favourite Irish lassies including Bridgette, Siobhan and others. In addition we have scandals involving Priests and Bishops for you to enjoy.
On The Laughline you can find stories about Leprechauns, and of course lots of stories about beer, Guinness, whisky and getting drunk, all good Irish stuff.
Don’t miss our tribute to St. Patrick’s Day with a collection of St. Patrick themed limericks and poems.
Everyone loves a good Irish joke, so pour yourself a Guinness or a shot of Jameson’s, have a laugh on us, and please share the jokes if you enjoy them.
If you love Paddy and Murphy jokes, here are links to our Paddy Jokes and Murphy Jokes.
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Paddy and his wife Siobhan were visiting The Museum Of Modern Art for the first time. Siobhan turned to an attendant who was standing nearby and asked him, “I suppose this is one of those hideous representations that you call modern art?” “No madam”, the attendant replied, “that exhibit is […]
Fergus O’Malley had been hailed as the most intelligent man in Ireland for three years running. He had won several top television quiz and game shows and it was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he should enter the English Mastermind Championships. Well, Fergus applied to be a contestant […]
A man was really frustrated with the service that he was getting on his rail journeys, so he wrote a letter of complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be […]
Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok. His father answered the phone and Paddy asked him what had happened. “I was driving and fell asleep at the wheel”, his father said, obviously […]
Murphy went to see the doctor and told him that he had been feeling ill. The doctor examined him, shook his head and replied “I’m sorry to tell you Murphy, but you have got the disease known as Yellow 24”. “What’s that?” asked Murphy. “It means”, the doctor said, “that […]
Murphy went on a two month business trip that was to take him all over Europe, so he left his cat for safe keeping with his brother, Seamus. Three days before he returned, Murphy called his brother to check how things were doing back home. The first thing that Murphy […]
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called out from the back seat, “I say, boys, what’s that thing sticking up on the bonnet of the car?” Seamus […]
Paddy saw a letter lying on his doormat. It said on the envelope “PLEASE DO NOT BEND”. So he spent the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick the darn thing up. Don’t you just love Irish jokes and Paddy jokes in particular! We have a large […]
Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where it was said that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, each of them had walked across the lake to the pub on the far […]