So many people buy Halloween costumes from the store, but it’s so much more fun if you make your own. This is a selection of really clever funny Halloween costumes. The collection is just starting. If there are any really funny and clever Halloween costumes that you think we should […]
Jokes in category: Halloween
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This is a Halloween trick or treating horror story that I originally wrote back in 2010 and published on the now defunct Yahoo Voices. If you are of a nervous disposition or HORROR or creepy stories freak you out, it’s probably best that you page down and skip to the […]
One dark October night, two men were walking home after a night of drinking down the pub and decided to take a shortcut home through the cemetery. They had reached about the middle of the graveyard, which was pretty eerie in the pitch darkness, when they were startled by a […]
A woman is taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend has dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she decides to take her up on the dare. She has been walking through this somewhat creepy cemetery, on an evening when it’s almost […]
A man went to his friend’s Halloween fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman on his back. “So what the heck are you supposed to be?”, the host asked with a puzzled look on his face. “I’m a snail”, the man replied. “How can you be a snail […]
A photographer is determined to get some photos of ghosts, so he goes to a haunted castle one Halloween, confident that he will succeed in his endeavour and that the photographs he will take will make him a small fortune. Well, needless to say the photographer wasn’t disappointed when only […]
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a really long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks. “Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts. “Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks sweetly. “Listen!” […]
Donald Trump lends himself perfectly to being portrayed for Halloween as a pumpkin. What with his orange skin, silly mop of hair, and bizarre facial expressions, the Orange Oompa Loompa will no doubt be used on Halloween celebrations all over the world this year. Donald Trumpkin Image used under a […]
One of the things that I love most about Halloween is the Funny Halloween Cartoons and other Funny Halloween Pictures that spring up. I don’t know who thinks of them, but some of them are very clever and too good not to share. Every year I hope you enjoy the […]
You might think of a pumpkin patch as a rather innocent place where people take their children to look at the pumpkins of all different shapes and sizes, to take photographs of them, and to select some to take home with them for Halloween. But sometimes a pumpkin patch can […]
